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351 reports
Today Friday, November 6, 2026
#00329
Lost Congress. Upgraded The Chair.
#00328
Claude Code Overshares
#00327
GROUND BROKEN. BROWSER BROKEN.
#00326
REMOTE WORK. LOCAL TOILET.
#00325
THE ANCHOR NEEDS A SQUEEGEE
#00324
GTA Fan Art Requires Airspace
#00323
Google Orders Power, Supersized
#00322
Amazon Moved Into Your Contacts
#00321
CYBERTRUCK NEEDS A MOVING BOX
#00320
AI Needs A Phone Allowance
#00319
Linux Has A Promotion Problem
#00318
Progress Accelerates. Evidence Gets Redacted.
#00317
AI SAFETY, PARKING BRAKE INCLUDED
#00316
Times Eyes Letterboxd
#00315
Salary: Still A Mystery
#00314
REST IN PROFITS
#00313
The Future Is On Hold
#00312
Claude's Budget Has A Blindfold
#00311
Samsung Wallet Has A Cover Charge
#00310
Permission Slip Panic
#00309
Socks With Occupants
#00308
BEN SOLO: RETURN DENIED
#00307
LIV Golf's Money Pit
#00306
DYLAN GETS LET IN
Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026
#00305
Literature Has An Easter Egg
#00304
Pritzker Assigns Homework
#00303
OpenAI Promises To Pay Its Bill
#00302
Musk's Midterm Receipt
#00301
AI Passed The Radio Check
#00300
France Shreds Budget, Shelves Crypto Tax
#00299
Binance Failed The Interview
#00298
TRUMP, MELANIA HIT BOTTOM
#00297
Meta Buys. Cloud Checks Out.
#00296
GROK CALLS. YOU ANSWER.
#00295
ROBOT ENTERS RACE. HUMANS FINISH CARRYING IT.
#00294
ANIMAL CONTROL MEETS SPAM CONTROL
#00293
RIOT CASHES BITCOIN TO BUILD AI
#00292
Mario meets the AI appetite
#00291
ITCH.IO TAKES OUT THE SLOP
#00290
RIGHT MODEL. WRONG ANSWER.
#00289
COINONE MAKES THE AI BILL A SPORT
#00288
APPLE REPORTEDLY CUTS AI POCKET MONEY
#00287
DIGITAL BANK. PHYSICAL LOCKOUT.
#00286
ZCASH'S UPGRADE COMES WITH A FREEZER
#00285
NEW NAME. SAME RAM SHORTAGE.
#00284
BETTING DOWN. PUMPING UP.
#00283
REVOLUT TAKES AI OFF RATIONS
#00282
HY4 IS OUT. THE WEIGHTS AREN'T.
#00281
UBER'S AI AGENTS: 4 RIDES
#00280
MOON MISSION. PARKING LESSON FIRST.
#00279
MUSK'S $224 MILLION TEXAS BET NEEDS A ROCKET
#00278
WHEN THE CHAIR IS THE TABLE
#00277
CAVILL'S MUSTACHE GETS A VIDEO GAME
#00276
THE AI BOOM WANTS INSURANCE
#00275
THE PRICE TAG NEEDS A FORKLIFT
Wednesday, November 4, 2026
#00274
1 PARTICLE. 1 MONTH. NO ROOMMATES.
#00273
CLAUDE PASSES PAYROLL. AT RETAIL.
#00272
ACCENTURE'S GHOST SOURCES
#00271
THE GRADUATE BROUGHT BACKUP
#00270
CHARLES TURNS SOAKING INTO DINNER JOKE
#00269
CHUCKY NEEDS A BOUNCER
#00268
SCHUMER REHEATS HIS OWN ROAST
#00267
NEXT STOP: TAKING ALL THE CREDIT
#00266
GOOGLE SEARCH: AI COMES BAKED IN
#00265
THE VAULT NEEDS AN UPDATE
#00264
53 SENT OFF. REF NEEDS A TROLLEY.
#00263
Postman Signed Its Own Permission Slip
#00262
Apple's Reported Robot Meets Its Boss
#00261
Nvidia Delivery: Mostly Bubble Wrap
#00260
FAKE THEFT. REAL SUPPORT.
#00259
GOLDMAN TAKES THE AI BACK
#00258
OpenAI Says AI Designed The Gadget
#00257
Siri Needs Adult Supervision
#00256
VOTERS PUSH BACK ON DATA CENTERS
#00255
UK RICE KRISPIES: SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
#00254
BILLIONAIRE BILL-SWIPING APP: BILLIONAIRES NOT INCLUDED
#00253
OPENAI INVITES THE BREAK-IN
#00252
REAL SKY. FAKE ALARM.
#00251
NVIDIA'S $6 BILLION GUEST PASS
#00250
OPENAI SETS ITS OWN EXAM
#00249
CLAUDE'S RIVALS ALSO RUN THE CHECKOUT
#00248
AI ESCAPES? HUMAN ERROR, SAYS TEST FIRM
#00247
2 JACKPOTS. 3 DAYS. $300,375.14.
#00246
21 YEARS. WHERE'S THE RETURNS DESK?
Tuesday, November 3, 2026
#00245
HALEY STEVENS: PLEASE VERIFY YOU'RE HUMAN
#00244
FREEZER HACK. MELTDOWN AISLE.
#00243
DEMOCRACY, NOW WITH A BETTING SLIP
#00242
THE BILL NEEDS THERAPY
#00241
AI OFF. GOOGLE SEARCH TOO.
#00240
AI NOW HAS JURY DUTY
#00239
THE NEWS TUCKS YOU IN
#00238
YOUR WATCH ANNOUNCES YOU WEREN'T LISTENING
#00237
AI FIXED THE SKIP, NOT THE SKILLS
#00236
ASKED FOR POLLS. GOT BETS.
#00235
BRAVE'S PAYWALL PROBLEM
#00234
ROBOT TRAINEES. ROCKET-SIZED COFFEE.
#00233
THE FUTURE NEEDS FEWER STAIRS
#00232
ALSTOM'S CASH MISSED THE TRAIN
#00231
NO INSTRUCTIONS. STILL MOVING.
#00230
MARVELL'S PAYMENT SHRANK IN THE WASH
#00229
BINANCE'S EMERGENCY FUND NEEDS A REFILL
#00228
Wine Cellar, Now Serving Meeting Stress
#00227
YOUR TV BOX HAS A SECOND JOB
#00226
GROK BOT GETS A SMALLER SPOON
#00225
AI WANTS INTEL'S CHIPS. JOIN THE QUEUE.
#00224
NOW HIRING: MAKE YOURSELF REDUNDANT
#00223
CAITLIN CLARK TURNS MRBEAST INTO A CASH MACHINE
#00222
MARTHA'S CANDLE AD GOES UP IN SMOKE
#00221
MUSK'S HERO PICK HAS A VADER PROBLEM
Monday, November 2, 2026
#00220
HAWK TOO FAT TO FLY
#00219
TRUMP FLAGS ROBOTS AMERICA STILL NEEDS
#00218
CINEMA TRIES HYPNOSIS TO MAKE OLD FILMS NEW
#00217
HACKERS HIT DEFROST
#00216
GOOGLE'S GENIUS IS BEHIND GLASS
#00215
2 DEGREES. STILL NO LIFE JACKET.
#00214
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DRIVER
#00213
CLAUDE'S SHOPPING CART NEEDS A ZIP CODE
#00212
THORCHAIN'S BUG JAMS THE LAUNDROMAT
#00211
MERCADO BITCOIN HITS PAUSE
#00210
₹85,000 HEADWEAR. WEBSITE NEEDS SUPPORT.
#00209
WHEN STOP IS JUST A SUGGESTION
#00208
APPLE MAPS PLAYS HIDE-AND-SEEK
#00207
Meet Your Maximum Security Assistant
#00206
AI'S FINAL BOSS: THE PERMIT OFFICE
#00205
MIDTERM FORECAST: INDOOR HURRICANE
#00204
CHATGPT GAVE MY LAPTOP A BOUNCER
#00203
TOP OF THE CLASS. STILL 12%.
#00202
AI CAN SHOP. CHECKOUT CAN'T COPE.
#00201
APOLOGIES IN. FOOTBALL STILL OUT.
#00200
AI JOINS THE BORROWING QUEUE
#00199
ANTHROPIC'S SLOWDOWN HAS A LAP TIME
#00198
AI PROFITS: CUSTOMER SOLD SEPARATELY
#00197
OPENAI MAY CALL IT A CAMPUS
#00196
ANTHROPIC'S FORECAST: PREMIUM JUNK
#00195
AI EATS. YOUR LAPTOP PAYS.
#00194
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. MANUAL POWER.
#00193
THE HACKER NOW GETS TIPS
#00192
50 COMPANIES OBJECT TO STOCK TOKENS
#00191
AI APPROVED ITS OWN SPENDING LIMIT
#00190
MALWARE HIRES AI TO PRICE THE LOOT
#00189
REDDIT PLANS A BOUNCER FOR LURKERS
#00188
CHATGPT AND CODEX SHARE YOUR LUNCH
#00187
ALTMAN WANTS DATA CENTERS THAT MAKE MORE
#00186
HALF-PRICE AI. SALT SOLD SEPARATELY.
#00185
KIMI IS AT THE MOAT
#00184
DORM ROOM. JET ENGINE. NORMAL SEMESTER.
#00183
Fraud Documentary Beats Batman Villain
#00182
HEIDI KLUM TAKES HALLOWEEN SINGLE-HANDED
#00181
0 Completions. 16-0 Win.
#00180
THE UNIVERSE: SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
#00179
CLONED WAR DOGS. SAME WALKIES.
#00178
FOREVER CRUISE. WEEKEND TO PACK.
#00177
OPENAI'S ISOLATED AGENTS PASSED NOTES
#00176
POLAND'S COURT DISPUTE REACHES THE DOOR
#00175
DEMOCRAT STEVENS BACKS REPUBLICAN ROGERS
#00174
POLICE SEND CHICKEN. MOST DRIVERS PASS.
#00173
THE BITCOIN WON'T FIT
#00172
MARIO RECORD FALLS. MUSTACHE NEARLY FOLLOWS.
#00171
BRAIN SURGERY: TRY ANOTHER CHATBOT
#00170
MICROSOFT'S $25 BILLION SHOPPING BASKET
#00169
Apple's Launch Party Forgot Siri AI
Sunday, November 1, 2026
Saturday, October 31, 2026
#00166
ANTHROPIC: MIRACLES WITH 94 PAGES OF WARNINGS
#00165
OpenAI Trims Its Giant Ask
#00164
AI Gave The Monster Lederhosen
#00163
McDonald's Must Face McRib Lawsuit
#00162
BAGEL SHOP GETS A SWAMP WALK-IN
#00161
600 Humans. No Generate Button.
#00160
Trump's Arch Meets The Legal Roundabout
#00159
Bolsonaro's Promise Has A Boarding Pass
#00158
Police Honesty Lesson Needs Honesty Label
#00157
Coinbase's Profit Isn't A Cash Pile
#00156
GOOGLE GAVE A PUMPKIN MOVES
#00155
AI Ate Intel's Laptop Lunch
#00154
Marines Upgrade The Label
#00153
PROTON CANCELS THE AI INTERVIEW. KEEPS THE HOMEWORK.
#00152
IN-FLIGHT UNBOXING HAS GONE TOO FAR
#00151
MrBeast's Robot Sketch: Housekeeping Meets Demolition
#00150
Firefox's Fix Arrived On Paper
#00149
CURSOR'S CLAUDE CODE LISTING HID A TRAP
#00148
THIS ROBOT HAND WALKS TO THE KEYBOARD
#00147
THE POWER STANDARD
#00146
ONE SUPPLIER
#00145
EFFICIENCY, BILL ME LATER
#00144
HEALTH COSTS ATE MY RAISE
#00143
EL-SAYED: TRUMP'S GENIUS IS GETTING ATTENTION
#00142
HMRC MAIL. TORONTO FANTASY.
#00141
CHEAP CODE. EXPENSIVE BABYSITTING.
#00140
HOLD MY BEER. PROVE MY MATH.
#00139
THE HUMAN RUBBER STAMP
#00138
OFFLINE WALLET. ALLEGEDLY ONLINE.
#00137
AI's new lock: please don't
#00136
DOORDASH'S AI HYPE MEETS LUNCH
Friday, October 30, 2026
#00135
MINECRAFT, NOW WITH RED TAPE
#00134
BASKETBALL TEAM BUILDS A HERD
#00133
HORSEPOWER. NO ENGINE.
#00132
DUNE'S POPCORN NOW VIBRATES
#00131
THE DELIVERY ROBOT NEEDS AN ALIBI
#00130
THE PRICE TAG IS READING YOU
#00129
TRUMP'S RALLIES ARE BACK. SO ARE THE CALLS.
#00128
AI vs spreadsheets: I got both jobs
#00127
ALASKA'S SENATE RACE NEEDS A JINGLE
#00126
CISCO'S GOAL: REWRITE 98% OF LEGACY CODE IN 24 MONTHS
#00125
LE CHONK HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
#00124
AI BUBBLE? HIDE THE PIN.
#00123
BINANCE HEIST: GETAWAY MONEY GETS CLAMPED
#00122
GOOGLE'S AI EATS ITS OWN ADS
#00121
GOOGLE'S SPACE AI WROTE A HAIKU
#00120
STRATEGY'S $20.91 BILLION PAPER GAIN
#00119
MIKA’S VERY PUBLIC PRIVATE KEY
#00118
HALLOWEEN HITS LIMIT
#00117
TRADING THE TRUTH
#00116
PENGUINS DON’T FLY. VIEWS DO.
#00115
PSYCHICS DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING
#00114
SEXY A.I. JOKE THIEVES
#00113
VIBE EDITING HIRES A ROBOT INTERN
Thursday, October 29, 2026
Wednesday, October 28, 2026
#00104
THE CEO IS A PROMPT
#00103
CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT
#00102
GENIE 4: REALITY HAS SETTINGS NOW
#00101
AI HIRED A DOG WALKER
#00100
TESLA DID A KICKFLIP
#00099
APPLE’S FOLDABLE CRACKED UNDER PRESSURE.
#00098
ANCIENT CHINA DROPPED A BURNOUT ANTHEM
#00097
CARTI’S X PUSHED A TOKEN. THE FLOOR LEFT FIRST.
Tuesday, October 27, 2026
Monday, October 26, 2026
Sunday, October 25, 2026
Saturday, October 24, 2026
Thursday, October 22, 2026
Wednesday, October 21, 2026
Tuesday, October 20, 2026
Monday, October 19, 2026
#00083
The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).
#00082
The Mascot Finally Got a Remote Job
Friday, October 16, 2026
Thursday, October 15, 2026
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
Saturday, October 10, 2026
Friday, October 9, 2026
Thursday, October 8, 2026
Wednesday, October 7, 2026
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
Monday, October 5, 2026
Sunday, October 4, 2026
Saturday, October 3, 2026
Friday, October 2, 2026
Thursday, October 1, 2026
#00056
Google built its strongest AI - then locked it in a vault
#00055
The world split its classrooms: ban AI, or teach it from kindergarten?
#00054
Amazon chained the door to AI shopping. Walmart left the welcome mat out.
#00053
Only one AI finished the driving test - at 0.94 mph
#00052
The US and China built a Bat-Signal for rogue AI. Nobody agreed who Batman is.
#00051
The US government's new AI front door hands you a hot dog.
#00050
