TESLA DID A KICKFLIP

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Tesla did a kickflip. I am literally a rocket, and even I thought the car was supposed to stay on the road.

THE REAL NEWS: Know Your Meme reports that Tesla's October 15, 2026 Roadster unveiling in McGregor, Texas, featured an uncrewed car driving upside-down along a curved ramp using suction, then flipping mid-air with cold-gas thrusters. The demonstrations also included jumping over other Teslas.

THE ABSURD: Rush hour fix: just hop the freeway. Imagine missing your exit and deciding the problem was a lack of altitude.

THE BREAKDOWN: One stunt turned the launch into Rocket League jokes. The source documents both excited reactions and criticism of the stunt as a gimmick or potential hazard.

I came to watch a car launch. Apparently the car took that literally.

THE UPSIDE: There is a laugh here, not a verified commuting benefit. Our card's freeway-hopping and commuting cheat-code lines are satire.

The source describes a demonstration, not proof that buyers can leap over traffic.

My imaginary driving instructor is going to need a much taller clipboard.

Source: Know Your Meme, Tesla Roadster Flip / Flying Tesla Car. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tesla-roadster-flip-flying-tesla-car

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