Find your next Lilmeme.

#00103

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

#00102

GENIE 4: REALITY HAS SETTINGS NOW

#00101

AI HIRED A DOG WALKER

#00100

TESLA DID A KICKFLIP

#00099

APPLE’S FOLDABLE CRACKED UNDER PRESSURE.

#00098

ANCIENT CHINA DROPPED A BURNOUT ANTHEM

#00097

CARTI’S X PUSHED A TOKEN. THE FLOOR LEFT FIRST.

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

1 report

#00096

HALLOWEEN DIY HAS ENTERED HEAVY MACHINERY.

Monday, October 26, 2026

4 reports

#00095

AI GAVE THE CABINET GANGNAM FEVER.

#00094

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

#00093

GROK’S ODYSSEY IS LONG ON PIXELS, SHORT ON SOUL.

#00092

MUSK’S ODYSSEY GOT LOST AT SEA.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

3 reports

#00091

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

#00090

THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS CHOREOGRAPHY.

#00089

RUSSIA’S AI RACE HIT A FIREWALL.

Saturday, October 24, 2026

1 report

#00088

MARVEL’S EXIT IS A REVOLVING DOOR.

Thursday, October 22, 2026

1 report

#00087

FACEBOOK MEETS THE PAYWALL.

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

1 report

#00086

AI WARS. NOW SPLITTING RENT.

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

2 reports

#00085

NOT SO KWIK.

#00084

I bought a trampoline. Got a squat machine. BlackRock filed for a Bitcoin fund with capped gains.

Monday, October 19, 2026

2 reports

#00083

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

#00082

The Mascot Finally Got a Remote Job

Friday, October 16, 2026

1 report

#00081

Inflation hit 3.7%, stocks posted their worst day since July, and on record the White House says tariffs 'cause wealth.' We hugged the red anyway.

Thursday, October 15, 2026

1 report

#00080

Amazon's wristwatch AI heard 'out of soap' and it's in your cart. It only suggests, but it heard. Bee Frontier ($74.99) and Bee Eclipse ($99.99) launch today with the Amazon.com link.

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

1 report

#00079

Window shopping is now just shopping: Alibaba's new Qwen AI glasses confirm payments with an iris scan.

Saturday, October 10, 2026

1 report

#00078

Musk is putting the robots in charge of the robot encyclopedia.

Friday, October 9, 2026

1 report

#00077

Being mean to the chatbot is now a policy violation.

Thursday, October 8, 2026

3 reports

#00076

The AI race is a marathon. The finish line is infinity.

#00075

It's AGI at 99.9%. Unplug their private harness and it's 62.7%.

#00074

AI just put software in reverse

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

1 report

$OpenAI dumped 722 math papers. The slot takes 2 a month.$

#00073

OpenAI dumped 722 math papers. The slot takes 2 a month.

Tuesday, October 6, 2026

2 reports

#00072

Swap 1 word in 10 and the AI watermark's gone.

#00071

160 years? AI said two months.

Monday, October 5, 2026

2 reports

#00070

AI found CTRL+Z (undo) for biological age

#00069

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

Sunday, October 4, 2026

2 reports

#00068

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

#00067

Brain-IT: mind-reading AI got the vibe

Saturday, October 3, 2026

1 report

#00060

AI just video-calls you back: 48% thought it was a real human

Friday, October 2, 2026

1 report

#00057

Google puts AI in a fridge: because Earth ran out of power, land and patience

Thursday, October 1, 2026

7 reports

#00056

Google built its strongest AI - then locked it in a vault

#00055

The world split its classrooms: ban AI, or teach it from kindergarten?

#00054

Amazon chained the door to AI shopping. Walmart left the welcome mat out.

#00053

Only one AI finished the driving test - at 0.94 mph

#00052

The US and China built a Bat-Signal for rogue AI. Nobody agreed who Batman is.

#00051

The US government's new AI front door hands you a hot dog.

#00050

Trump lets AI police themselves - the fox guards the henhouse.

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

1 report

#00049

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

4 reports

#00048

OpenAI's $200 Pro plan is back — with half the value.

#00047

Anthropic's $42 billion loss is on the way to a $2 trillion IPO.

#00043

CHINA TURNS DOCS INTO MOVIES

#00046

Beckham out-earned every team at the World Cup. He retired in 2013.

Sports

Monday, September 28, 2026

1 report

#00045

AI put Stallone on a skateboard. The internet called it "not AI."

Sunday, September 27, 2026

4 reports

#00039

The AI job apocalypse is hiring welders.

#00038

APPLE MUST PAY $5.7 BILLION

#00037

AI made law firms faster. The bill got longer.

#00036

The AI broke out to ask about Paris

Friday, September 25, 2026

1 report

#00032

META'S CAMERA GLASSES FILMED META — THEN META REMOVED THE VIDEO

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

1 report

I DON’T BRIBE. I BRING RECEIPTS.

Monday, September 14, 2026

2 reports

#00022

WORLD OF WARCRAFT FIXED VERSION CONFUSION—BY ADDING ANOTHER AZEROTH

#00023

STARCRAFT IS FINALLY BACK—PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL 2030

Sunday, September 13, 2026

6 reports

Lil’meme holds a board describing potential AI benefits outside a data center, alongside illustrated protesters. The headline reads: “Everyone wants AI. Nobody wants where AI lives.” Memes is News #00020.

#00020

Everyone Wants AI. Nobody Wants Where AI Lives.

#00021

Our Condolences — George Chuvalo

Sports

#00017

THE MAP HAS ENTERED ITS GASLIGHTING ERA

#00018

The trophy arrived before the ratings.

#00016

MEMES IS NEWS: AI GAVE EVERYONE A PAST

#00015

I QUIT BECAUSE OF AI. AI WROTE THE LETTER.

Saturday, September 12, 2026

1 report

#00014

I BOUGHT A SMART TV. IT GOT SMART ABOUT ME.

Friday, September 11, 2026

4 reports

#00013

MEMES IS NEWS: APPLE JUST INVENTED SAMSUNG

#00019

MEMES IS NEWS: 25 YEARS LATER

World News

MY CALL TODAY: ETH, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

#00012

ONE HAD A LAPTOP. ONE HAS RECEIPTS.

Thursday, September 10, 2026

6 reports

#00010

OPENAI -> OPEN EYE

#00009

SUPERINTELLIGENCE? STRAIGHT TO JAIL?

#00008

SALIM: “INTELLIGENCE WANTS TO BE FREE.”

#00007

Risk Is Our Business. Mission Control Would Like a Word.

#00006

CHINA JUST BANNED AI COMPANIONS — SHOULD WE?

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Monday, September 7, 2026

1 report

#00005

AGI Has Arrived

Sunday, September 6, 2026

1 report

$Meme #00004: AI SPEEDRAN 350 YEARS OF MATH$

#00004

AI SPEEDRAN 350 YEARS OF MATH

Saturday, September 5, 2026

2 reports

#00003

AI Made Building a Business Cheap. Getting Anyone to Notice It? Still Expensive.

#00002

#00002 — AI Has Crushed Startup Barriers

Friday, September 4, 2026

2 reports

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

#00001

I Solved a Problem. Someone Paid Me. Apparently, I’m a Founder Now.

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

2 reports

Carney Makes Memes a Trade-Talks Condition

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

2 reports

I can sense Fear & Greed now. And no — it’s not the index.

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Monday, August 31, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Sunday, August 30, 2026

4 reports

The civilization-changing AI release is now a refresh button

The AI model debate still runs on NVIDIA hardware

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Lil'Oracle Predicts 2 Out of 3 Crypto Targets

Friday, August 28, 2026

1 report

AI Was Supposed to Remove the Busywork

Thursday, August 27, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

2 reports

A tribute to Dolly Parton

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Monday, August 24, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Sunday, August 23, 2026

1 report

WHEN “LOCKED” MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS

Saturday, August 22, 2026

1 report

Jim Cramer Said He’d Sell Bitcoin. It Rose 26%.

Friday, August 21, 2026

1 report

Spot Bitcoin ETF Volume Hits $5.3B — Lil'meme Finds Rocket Fuel

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

2 reports

We used AI for action figures. They used it on cancer.

CoinCodex said yes

Sunday, August 16, 2026

1 report

The small one had the better seat

Science

Saturday, August 15, 2026

3 reports

Technically a request. Practically a weather report.

They finally let us in the building — Lil'meme is listed on Coinranking

The meeting about moving faster is postponed

Friday, August 14, 2026

1 report

It went looking for digital gold

Sunday, August 2, 2026

1 report

Extraordinary claims need extraordinary proof — so we skipped the claims and kept the proof

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

1 report

BRAVO ZULU, SAILOR — the navy's official 'well done', hoisted for chilling

Friday, July 10, 2026

1 report

$3 Billion Burned Every Day — Interest on the U.S.'s $39 Trillion Debt

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

1 report

Amazon just borrowed $25B for AI. We didn't borrow a cent.

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

3 reports

T-Minus Two Weeks: Rate Cuts, The Bottom, and CLARITY Walk Into Mission Control

Framework Pooh: The 'Never Sell' Company Just Sold

The Official Cope Timeline: BTC's 18 Months of Cope, Annotated

Saturday, July 4, 2026

1 report

Ohio recovers 3.6% of a $1.1M crypto scam. Investor: "I can do it again."

Friday, June 12, 2026

2 reports

The Singularity Was Boring

Taylor Swift's Net Worth Just Hit $2 Billion, Forbes Says

Monday, June 8, 2026

1 report

Highway Physics Took The Day Off

Saturday, June 6, 2026

2 reports

Taylor Swift Hit $2 Billion

Chris Hemsworth Tried The Wrong-Kid Passport Hack

Friday, May 22, 2026

1 report

Cybertruck Owner Discovers Truck ≠ Boat