ARCHIVE REPORT
Amazon just borrowed $25B for AI. We didn't borrow a cent.
Amazon just sold $25B in bonds to fund AI data centers (Bloomberg, July 7). We didn't need to sign anything. Zero debt. Fixed supply. Lilmeme.fun
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Amazon just sold $25B in bonds to fund AI data centers (Bloomberg, July 7). We didn't need to sign anything. Zero debt. Fixed supply. Lilmeme.fun
THE ABSURD
Cool loan, Amazon. We'll be over here not owing anybody anything.
THE BREAKDOWN
Amazon sold at least $25B in bonds on July 6, 2026, specifically to fund AI data centers - part of a broader ~$750B Big Tech AI spending wave this year, increasingly paid for with debt instead of cash.
THE UPSIDE
Zero debt. Fixed supply. We didn't need a bond sale to get here.
Sources
Amazon Fuels AI Debt Boom With Bond Sale of at Least $25 Billion
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