The archive | Memes is News

Today Thursday, October 29, 2026

2 reports

#00110

ACT IT OUT. AI STEALS THE SCENE.

AI

#00109

APPLE ADDS TOUCH. SHOULDERS PROTEST.

Technology

Yesterday Wednesday, October 28, 2026

4 reports

#00104

Monday, October 26, 2026

2 reports

#00094

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

AI

#00093

GROK’S ODYSSEY IS LONG ON PIXELS, SHORT ON SOUL.

AI

Sunday, October 25, 2026

1 report

#00089

RUSSIA’S AI RACE HIT A FIREWALL.

AI

Thursday, October 22, 2026

1 report

#00087

FACEBOOK MEETS THE PAYWALL.

Technology

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

1 report

#00086

AI WARS. NOW SPLITTING RENT.

AI

Monday, October 19, 2026

2 reports

#00083

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

AI

#00082

The Mascot Finally Got a Remote Job

AI

Thursday, October 15, 2026

1 report

#00080

Amazon's wristwatch AI heard 'out of soap' and it's in your cart. It only suggests, but it heard. Bee Frontier ($74.99) and Bee Eclipse ($99.99) launch today with the Amazon.com link.

AI

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

1 report

#00079

Window shopping is now just shopping: Alibaba's new Qwen AI glasses confirm payments with an iris scan.

AI

Saturday, October 10, 2026

1 report

#00078

Musk is putting the robots in charge of the robot encyclopedia.

AI

Friday, October 9, 2026

1 report

#00077

Being mean to the chatbot is now a policy violation.

AI

Thursday, October 8, 2026

2 reports

#00075

It's AGI at 99.9%. Unplug their private harness and it's 62.7%.

AI

#00074

AI just put software in reverse

AI

Sunday, October 4, 2026

1 report

#00068

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

AI

Friday, October 2, 2026

1 report

#00057

Google puts AI in a fridge: because Earth ran out of power, land and patience

AI

Thursday, October 1, 2026

4 reports

#00056

Google built its strongest AI - then locked it in a vault

AI

#00054

Amazon chained the door to AI shopping. Walmart left the welcome mat out.

AI

#00051

The US government's new AI front door hands you a hot dog.

AI

#00050

Trump lets AI police themselves - the fox guards the henhouse.

AI

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

1 report

#00049

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

AI

Sunday, September 27, 2026

2 reports

#00039

The AI job apocalypse is hiring welders.

AI

#00038

APPLE MUST PAY $5.7 BILLION

Technology

Friday, September 25, 2026

1 report

#00032

META'S CAMERA GLASSES FILMED META — THEN META REMOVED THE VIDEO

Technology

Sunday, September 13, 2026

2 reports

Lil’meme holds a board describing potential AI benefits outside a data center, alongside illustrated protesters. The headline reads: “Everyone wants AI. Nobody wants where AI lives.” Memes is News #00020.

#00020

Everyone Wants AI. Nobody Wants Where AI Lives.

AI

#00016

MEMES IS NEWS: AI GAVE EVERYONE A PAST

AI

Saturday, September 12, 2026

1 report

#00014

I BOUGHT A SMART TV. IT GOT SMART ABOUT ME.

Technology

Friday, September 11, 2026

1 report

#00013

MEMES IS NEWS: APPLE JUST INVENTED SAMSUNG

AI

Thursday, September 10, 2026

1 report

#00009

SUPERINTELLIGENCE? STRAIGHT TO JAIL?

AI

Monday, September 7, 2026

1 report

#00005

AGI Has Arrived

AI

Sunday, August 30, 2026

1 report

Archive

The AI model debate still runs on NVIDIA hardware

AI

Friday, August 28, 2026

1 report

Archive

AI Was Supposed to Remove the Busywork

AI

Saturday, August 15, 2026

1 report

Archive

Technically a request. Practically a weather report.

Technology

Friday, August 14, 2026

1 report

Archive

It went looking for digital gold

AI

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

1 report

Archive

Amazon just borrowed $25B for AI. We didn't borrow a cent.

AI

Friday, May 22, 2026

1 report

Archive

Cybertruck Owner Discovers Truck ≠ Boat

Technology

Technology

41 reports

Today Thursday, October 29, 2026

ACT IT OUT. AI STEALS THE SCENE.

APPLE ADDS TOUCH. SHOULDERS PROTEST.

Yesterday Wednesday, October 28, 2026

THE CEO IS A PROMPT

AI HIRED A DOG WALKER

TESLA DID A KICKFLIP

APPLE’S FOLDABLE CRACKED UNDER PRESSURE.

Monday, October 26, 2026

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

GROK’S ODYSSEY IS LONG ON PIXELS, SHORT ON SOUL.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

RUSSIA’S AI RACE HIT A FIREWALL.

Thursday, October 22, 2026

FACEBOOK MEETS THE PAYWALL.

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

AI WARS. NOW SPLITTING RENT.

Monday, October 19, 2026

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

The Mascot Finally Got a Remote Job

Thursday, October 15, 2026

Amazon's wristwatch AI heard 'out of soap' and it's in your cart. It only suggests, but it heard. Bee Frontier ($74.99) and Bee Eclipse ($99.99) launch today with the Amazon.com link.

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Window shopping is now just shopping: Alibaba's new Qwen AI glasses confirm payments with an iris scan.

Saturday, October 10, 2026

Musk is putting the robots in charge of the robot encyclopedia.

Friday, October 9, 2026

Being mean to the chatbot is now a policy violation.

Thursday, October 8, 2026

It's AGI at 99.9%. Unplug their private harness and it's 62.7%.

AI just put software in reverse

Sunday, October 4, 2026

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

Friday, October 2, 2026

Google puts AI in a fridge: because Earth ran out of power, land and patience

Thursday, October 1, 2026

Google built its strongest AI - then locked it in a vault

Amazon chained the door to AI shopping. Walmart left the welcome mat out.

The US government's new AI front door hands you a hot dog.

Trump lets AI police themselves - the fox guards the henhouse.

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

Sunday, September 27, 2026

The AI job apocalypse is hiring welders.

APPLE MUST PAY $5.7 BILLION

Friday, September 25, 2026

META'S CAMERA GLASSES FILMED META — THEN META REMOVED THE VIDEO

Sunday, September 13, 2026

Everyone Wants AI. Nobody Wants Where AI Lives.

MEMES IS NEWS: AI GAVE EVERYONE A PAST

Saturday, September 12, 2026

I BOUGHT A SMART TV. IT GOT SMART ABOUT ME.

Friday, September 11, 2026

MEMES IS NEWS: APPLE JUST INVENTED SAMSUNG

Thursday, September 10, 2026

SUPERINTELLIGENCE? STRAIGHT TO JAIL?

Monday, September 7, 2026

AGI Has Arrived

Sunday, August 30, 2026

The AI model debate still runs on NVIDIA hardware

Friday, August 28, 2026

AI Was Supposed to Remove the Busywork

Saturday, August 15, 2026

Technically a request. Practically a weather report.

Friday, August 14, 2026

It went looking for digital gold

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Amazon just borrowed $25B for AI. We didn't borrow a cent.

Friday, May 22, 2026

Cybertruck Owner Discovers Truck ≠ Boat