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Cybertruck Owner Discovers Truck ≠ Boat
BOAT MODE SOLD SEPARATELY
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BOAT MODE SOLD SEPARATELY
THE ABSURD
Wade Mode means puddles, not Poseidon.
THE BREAKDOWN
Cybertruck has a water-crossing feature called Wade Mode, but apparently someone read that as basically a boat.
THE UPSIDE
Cybertruck owners keep stress-testing reality, and reality keeps filing incident reports.
Sources
Tesla Cybertruck driver arrested after driving into lake to use 'wade mode'
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