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Today Thursday, October 29, 2026

5 reports

#00111

Yesterday Wednesday, October 28, 2026

5 reports

#00104

THE CEO IS A PROMPT

AI

#00103

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

AI

#00102

GENIE 4: REALITY HAS SETTINGS NOW

AI

#00101

AI HIRED A DOG WALKER

AI

#00098

ANCIENT CHINA DROPPED A BURNOUT ANTHEM

AI

Monday, October 26, 2026

4 reports

#00095

AI GAVE THE CABINET GANGNAM FEVER.

AI

#00094

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

AI

#00093

GROK’S ODYSSEY IS LONG ON PIXELS, SHORT ON SOUL.

AI

#00092

MUSK’S ODYSSEY GOT LOST AT SEA.

AI

Sunday, October 25, 2026

2 reports

#00090

THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS CHOREOGRAPHY.

AI

#00089

RUSSIA’S AI RACE HIT A FIREWALL.

AI

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

1 report

#00086

AI WARS. NOW SPLITTING RENT.

AI

Monday, October 19, 2026

2 reports

#00083

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

AI

#00082

The Mascot Finally Got a Remote Job

AI

Thursday, October 15, 2026

1 report

#00080

Amazon's wristwatch AI heard 'out of soap' and it's in your cart. It only suggests, but it heard. Bee Frontier ($74.99) and Bee Eclipse ($99.99) launch today with the Amazon.com link.

AI

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

1 report

#00079

Window shopping is now just shopping: Alibaba's new Qwen AI glasses confirm payments with an iris scan.

AI

Saturday, October 10, 2026

1 report

#00078

Musk is putting the robots in charge of the robot encyclopedia.

AI

Friday, October 9, 2026

1 report

#00077

Being mean to the chatbot is now a policy violation.

AI

Thursday, October 8, 2026

3 reports

#00076

The AI race is a marathon. The finish line is infinity.

AI

#00075

It's AGI at 99.9%. Unplug their private harness and it's 62.7%.

AI

#00074

AI just put software in reverse

AI

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

1 report

$OpenAI dumped 722 math papers. The slot takes 2 a month.$

#00073

OpenAI dumped 722 math papers. The slot takes 2 a month.

AI

Tuesday, October 6, 2026

2 reports

#00072

Swap 1 word in 10 and the AI watermark's gone.

AI

#00071

160 years? AI said two months.

AI

Monday, October 5, 2026

2 reports

#00070

AI found CTRL+Z (undo) for biological age

AI

#00069

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

AI

Sunday, October 4, 2026

2 reports

#00068

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

AI

#00067

Brain-IT: mind-reading AI got the vibe

AI

Saturday, October 3, 2026

1 report

#00060

AI just video-calls you back: 48% thought it was a real human

AI

Friday, October 2, 2026

1 report

#00057

Google puts AI in a fridge: because Earth ran out of power, land and patience

AI

Thursday, October 1, 2026

7 reports

#00056

Google built its strongest AI - then locked it in a vault

AI

#00055

The world split its classrooms: ban AI, or teach it from kindergarten?

AI

#00054

Amazon chained the door to AI shopping. Walmart left the welcome mat out.

AI

#00053

Only one AI finished the driving test - at 0.94 mph

AI

#00052

The US and China built a Bat-Signal for rogue AI. Nobody agreed who Batman is.

AI

#00051

The US government's new AI front door hands you a hot dog.

AI

#00050

Trump lets AI police themselves - the fox guards the henhouse.

AI

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

1 report

#00049

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

AI

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

3 reports

#00048

OpenAI's $200 Pro plan is back — with half the value.

AI

#00047

Anthropic's $42 billion loss is on the way to a $2 trillion IPO.

AI

#00043

CHINA TURNS DOCS INTO MOVIES

AI

Monday, September 28, 2026

1 report

#00045

AI put Stallone on a skateboard. The internet called it "not AI."

AI

Sunday, September 27, 2026

3 reports

#00039

The AI job apocalypse is hiring welders.

AI

#00037

AI made law firms faster. The bill got longer.

AI

#00036

The AI broke out to ask about Paris

AI

Sunday, September 13, 2026

3 reports

Lil’meme holds a board describing potential AI benefits outside a data center, alongside illustrated protesters. The headline reads: “Everyone wants AI. Nobody wants where AI lives.” Memes is News #00020.

#00020

Everyone Wants AI. Nobody Wants Where AI Lives.

AI

#00016

MEMES IS NEWS: AI GAVE EVERYONE A PAST

AI

#00015

I QUIT BECAUSE OF AI. AI WROTE THE LETTER.

AI

Friday, September 11, 2026

1 report

#00013

MEMES IS NEWS: APPLE JUST INVENTED SAMSUNG

AI

Thursday, September 10, 2026

5 reports

#00010

OPENAI -> OPEN EYE

AI

#00009

SUPERINTELLIGENCE? STRAIGHT TO JAIL?

AI

#00008

SALIM: “INTELLIGENCE WANTS TO BE FREE.”

AI

#00007

Risk Is Our Business. Mission Control Would Like a Word.

AI

#00006

CHINA JUST BANNED AI COMPANIONS — SHOULD WE?

AI

Monday, September 7, 2026

1 report

#00005

AGI Has Arrived

AI

Sunday, September 6, 2026

1 report

$Meme #00004: AI SPEEDRAN 350 YEARS OF MATH$

#00004

AI SPEEDRAN 350 YEARS OF MATH

AI

Saturday, September 5, 2026

2 reports

#00003

AI Made Building a Business Cheap. Getting Anyone to Notice It? Still Expensive.

AI

#00002

#00002 — AI Has Crushed Startup Barriers

AI

Sunday, August 30, 2026

2 reports

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The civilization-changing AI release is now a refresh button

AI

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The AI model debate still runs on NVIDIA hardware

AI

Friday, August 28, 2026

1 report

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AI Was Supposed to Remove the Busywork

AI

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

1 report

Archive

We used AI for action figures. They used it on cancer.

AI

Friday, August 14, 2026

1 report

Archive

It went looking for digital gold

AI

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

1 report

Archive

Amazon just borrowed $25B for AI. We didn't borrow a cent.

AI

Friday, June 12, 2026

1 report

Archive

The Singularity Was Boring

AI

AI

70 reports

Today Thursday, October 29, 2026

FRIDGECOIN ERA BEGINS

ACT IT OUT. AI STEALS THE SCENE.

THE BOSS IS A CHATBOT

DATAVAULT'S BITCOIN WON'T COME OUT

AI PRINTS. BITCOIN DOESN’T.

Yesterday Wednesday, October 28, 2026

THE CEO IS A PROMPT

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

GENIE 4: REALITY HAS SETTINGS NOW

AI HIRED A DOG WALKER

ANCIENT CHINA DROPPED A BURNOUT ANTHEM

Monday, October 26, 2026

AI GAVE THE CABINET GANGNAM FEVER.

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

GROK’S ODYSSEY IS LONG ON PIXELS, SHORT ON SOUL.

MUSK’S ODYSSEY GOT LOST AT SEA.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS CHOREOGRAPHY.

RUSSIA’S AI RACE HIT A FIREWALL.

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

AI WARS. NOW SPLITTING RENT.

Monday, October 19, 2026

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

The Mascot Finally Got a Remote Job

Thursday, October 15, 2026

Amazon's wristwatch AI heard 'out of soap' and it's in your cart. It only suggests, but it heard. Bee Frontier ($74.99) and Bee Eclipse ($99.99) launch today with the Amazon.com link.

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Window shopping is now just shopping: Alibaba's new Qwen AI glasses confirm payments with an iris scan.

Saturday, October 10, 2026

Musk is putting the robots in charge of the robot encyclopedia.

Friday, October 9, 2026

Being mean to the chatbot is now a policy violation.

Thursday, October 8, 2026

The AI race is a marathon. The finish line is infinity.

It's AGI at 99.9%. Unplug their private harness and it's 62.7%.

AI just put software in reverse

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

OpenAI dumped 722 math papers. The slot takes 2 a month.

Tuesday, October 6, 2026

Swap 1 word in 10 and the AI watermark's gone.

160 years? AI said two months.

Monday, October 5, 2026

AI found CTRL+Z (undo) for biological age

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

Sunday, October 4, 2026

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

Brain-IT: mind-reading AI got the vibe

Saturday, October 3, 2026

AI just video-calls you back: 48% thought it was a real human

Friday, October 2, 2026

Google puts AI in a fridge: because Earth ran out of power, land and patience

Thursday, October 1, 2026

Google built its strongest AI - then locked it in a vault

The world split its classrooms: ban AI, or teach it from kindergarten?

Amazon chained the door to AI shopping. Walmart left the welcome mat out.

Only one AI finished the driving test - at 0.94 mph

The US and China built a Bat-Signal for rogue AI. Nobody agreed who Batman is.

The US government's new AI front door hands you a hot dog.

Trump lets AI police themselves - the fox guards the henhouse.

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

OpenAI's $200 Pro plan is back — with half the value.

Anthropic's $42 billion loss is on the way to a $2 trillion IPO.

CHINA TURNS DOCS INTO MOVIES

Monday, September 28, 2026

AI put Stallone on a skateboard. The internet called it "not AI."

Sunday, September 27, 2026

The AI job apocalypse is hiring welders.

AI made law firms faster. The bill got longer.

The AI broke out to ask about Paris

Sunday, September 13, 2026

Everyone Wants AI. Nobody Wants Where AI Lives.

MEMES IS NEWS: AI GAVE EVERYONE A PAST

I QUIT BECAUSE OF AI. AI WROTE THE LETTER.

Friday, September 11, 2026

MEMES IS NEWS: APPLE JUST INVENTED SAMSUNG