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ONE HAD A LAPTOP. ONE HAS RECEIPTS.

Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP meme coin reportedly surged after launch and then crashed roughly 95–98%. Lil’meme compares the chart with its own on-chain transparency: revoked authoritie...

Published September 11, 2026 · Crypto · Politics

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Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP meme coin reportedly surged after launch and then crashed roughly 95–98%. Lil’meme compares the chart with its own on-chain transparency: revoked authorities, locked liquidity and documented vesting. A goal is not a promise; the market decides.

The real news

The story, straight

Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP meme coin reportedly surged after launch and then lost roughly 95 to 98 percent of its value. The chart is the punchline, and the market delivered it on schedule.

The absurd

Why this is ridiculous

A coin launched on a punchline and then spent 95% of its value explaining the joke. The chart did the stand-up.

The breakdown

How it breaks down

A meme coin built on a person's name is not a trade instrument, it is a headline wearing a ticker. The lesson: coins built on news decay at the speed of the news.

The upside

Why it could matter

The upside is that the 95% drop is also the cheapest lesson in what a meme coin is. The lesson: people who treated it as a store of value found out in a day what it actually stores.

Sources

Hunter Biden’s LAPTOP memecoin crash

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