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Jim Cramer Said He’d Sell Bitcoin. It Rose 26%.
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Jim Cramer Said He’d Sell Bitcoin. It Rose 26%.

IT PAYS TO CHILL Jim Cramer said he was going to sell on August 3. By August 21, Bitcoin was up 26%. Meme Autopsy — Lil’meme Says: “The market accepts panic-selling as a donation....

Published August 22, 2026

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IT PAYS TO CHILL Jim Cramer said he was going to sell on August 3. By August 21, Bitcoin was up 26%. Meme Autopsy — Lil’meme Says: “The market accepts panic-selling as a donation.” Damage Report: inverse-Cramer energy, exit liquidity deployed, patience wins again.

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