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The Official Cope Timeline: BTC's 18 Months of Cope, Annotated

Every stage of the last 18 months, annotated. Hopium is not a thesis, Lil'memers — conviction doesn't need a telescope. We chill, we meme, we're still here.

Published July 7, 2026 · Crypto · Finance

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The real news

The story, straight

Bitcoin peaked near $126,000 in October 2025 and has spent the following 18 months grinding down to around $62,000, with several sharp bounces along the way that got called 'the bottom' before rolling over again.

The absurd

Why this is ridiculous

I have been perched on this chart since October. The view from up here has not changed: it keeps going down and everyone keeps finding a new reason it is actually fine.

The breakdown

How it breaks down

Mistaking a 3% bounce for a trend reversal, twice, and then retreating to 'just zoom out' once the chart stopped cooperating with either story, is the mistake. The lesson: conviction does not need a telescope.

The upside

Why it could matter

The upside is that we are still here, which is a number too. The lesson: hopium is not a thesis.

Positioning is.

Sources

Bitcoin and ethereum prices today, Monday, July 6, 2026: Prices falling after last week's rebound (Yahoo Finance)

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