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The cloud is computers in buildings. Those computers need electricity to calculate answers and cooling to stop them overheating. Buying the computers doesn't automatically secure ...

Published November 2, 2026 · AI

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The cloud is computers in buildings. Those computers need electricity to calculate answers and cooling to stop them overheating.

Buying the computers doesn't automatically secure the electricity.

The grid is the network that carries power from generators to customers. Connecting a large data center means arranging enough supply and the equipment to deliver it.

A building full of expensive chips cannot negotiate with an empty socket.

Wood Mackenzie's October 30 report puts Ohio's grid-connection wait at 84 months. It says that means no power supply until 2033 for a project going ahead today.

In Virginia, the wait is 54 months at best.

Public opposition and equipment shortages add obstacles. Wood Mackenzie reports: Lawmakers have called 400 moratoriums on data center proposals.

Its report also says projects have been delayed by these pauses and essential electrical equipment faces long waits.

All-In discussed power as a constraint on the artificial intelligence buildout. The panel's political arguments are opinions; Wood Mackenzie's reporting establishes physical obstacles, not anyone's political intentions.

Our imaginary solution: Lil'meme pedals a bicycle beside silent server racks. Humanity ordered artificial intelligence and accidentally selected manual power.

The useful upside isn't a magical shortcut. Wood Mackenzie describes on-site generation and more flexible electricity demand as possible approaches, with costs and complications.

The practical lesson: plan power alongside computers, not after the ribbon-cutting.

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The absurd

Why this is ridiculous

The cloud needs a very long extension cord.

The breakdown

How it breaks down

The grid carries electricity to buildings. Computers need that electricity to run.

The upside

Why it could matter

Plan electricity supply alongside the computers.

Sources

https://www.woodmac.com/blogs/the-edge/speed-to-power-solutions-us-data-centres-challenges/

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