The archive | Memes is News

Today Friday, November 6, 2026

4 reports

#00329

Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026

6 reports

#00301

AI Passed The Radio Check

AI & Technology

#00298

TRUMP, MELANIA HIT BOTTOM

Politics

#00292

Mario meets the AI appetite

AI & Technology

#00289

COINONE MAKES THE AI BILL A SPORT

AI & Technology

#00278

WHEN THE CHAIR IS THE TABLE

Entertainment

#00277

CAVILL'S MUSTACHE GETS A VIDEO GAME

AI & Technology

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

5 reports

#00269

CHUCKY NEEDS A BOUNCER

Politics

#00268

SCHUMER REHEATS HIS OWN ROAST

Politics

#00264

53 SENT OFF. REF NEEDS A TROLLEY.

Sports

#00256

VOTERS PUSH BACK ON DATA CENTERS

Politics

#00246

21 YEARS. WHERE'S THE RETURNS DESK?

Sports

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

2 reports

#00242

THE BILL NEEDS THERAPY

AI & Technology

#00221

MUSK'S HERO PICK HAS A VADER PROBLEM

Entertainment

Monday, November 2, 2026

7 reports

#00219

TRUMP FLAGS ROBOTS AMERICA STILL NEEDS

Politics

#00218

CINEMA TRIES HYPNOSIS TO MAKE OLD FILMS NEW

Entertainment

#00201

APOLOGIES IN. FOOTBALL STILL OUT.

Sports

#00182

HEIDI KLUM TAKES HALLOWEEN SINGLE-HANDED

Entertainment

#00181

0 Completions. 16-0 Win.

Sports

#00175

DEMOCRAT STEVENS BACKS REPUBLICAN ROGERS

Politics

#00172

MARIO RECORD FALLS. MUSTACHE NEARLY FOLLOWS.

Entertainment

Saturday, October 31, 2026

6 reports

#00160

Trump's Arch Meets The Legal Roundabout

Politics

#00156

GOOGLE GAVE A PUMPKIN MOVES

AI & Technology

#00152

IN-FLIGHT UNBOXING HAS GONE TOO FAR

Health & Lifestyle

#00144

HEALTH COSTS ATE MY RAISE

Science & Space

#00143

EL-SAYED: TRUMP'S GENIUS IS GETTING ATTENTION

Politics

#00142

HMRC MAIL. TORONTO FANTASY.

Politics

Friday, October 30, 2026

8 reports

#00135

MINECRAFT, NOW WITH RED TAPE

AI & Technology

#00134

BASKETBALL TEAM BUILDS A HERD

Sports

#00132

DUNE'S POPCORN NOW VIBRATES

Entertainment

#00129

TRUMP'S RALLIES ARE BACK. SO ARE THE CALLS.

Politics

#00127

ALASKA'S SENATE RACE NEEDS A JINGLE

Politics

#00118

HALLOWEEN HITS LIMIT

AI & Technology

#00117

TRADING THE TRUTH

Politics

#00116

PENGUINS DON’T FLY. VIEWS DO.

Entertainment

Thursday, October 29, 2026

1 report

#00111

FRIDGECOIN ERA BEGINS

Politics

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

3 reports

#00104

THE CEO IS A PROMPT

Politics

#00103

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

AI & Technology

#00100

TESLA DID A KICKFLIP

AI & Technology

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

1 report

#00096

HALLOWEEN DIY HAS ENTERED HEAVY MACHINERY.

Entertainment

Monday, October 26, 2026

3 reports

#00095

AI GAVE THE CABINET GANGNAM FEVER.

Politics

#00093

GROK’S ODYSSEY IS LONG ON PIXELS, SHORT ON SOUL.

AI & Technology

#00092

MUSK’S ODYSSEY GOT LOST AT SEA.

AI & Technology

Sunday, October 25, 2026

1 report

#00091

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

Business & Finance

Saturday, October 24, 2026

1 report

#00088

MARVEL’S EXIT IS A REVOLVING DOOR.

Entertainment

Thursday, October 22, 2026

1 report

#00087

FACEBOOK MEETS THE PAYWALL.

Politics

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

1 report

#00085

NOT SO KWIK.

Entertainment

Monday, October 19, 2026

1 report

#00083

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

AI & Technology

Friday, October 16, 2026

1 report

#00081

Inflation hit 3.7%, stocks posted their worst day since July, and on record the White House says tariffs 'cause wealth.' We hugged the red anyway.

Politics

Monday, October 5, 2026

1 report

#00069

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

AI & Technology

Thursday, October 1, 2026

3 reports

#00052

The US and China built a Bat-Signal for rogue AI. Nobody agreed who Batman is.

Politics

#00051

The US government's new AI front door hands you a hot dog.

Politics

#00050

Trump lets AI police themselves - the fox guards the henhouse.

Politics

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

1 report

#00049

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

AI & Technology

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

2 reports

#00043

CHINA TURNS DOCS INTO MOVIES

AI & Technology

#00046

Beckham out-earned every team at the World Cup. He retired in 2013.

Sports

Monday, September 28, 2026

1 report

#00045

AI put Stallone on a skateboard. The internet called it "not AI."

AI & Technology

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

1 report

Archive

I DON’T BRIBE. I BRING RECEIPTS.

Politics

Monday, September 14, 2026

2 reports

#00022

WORLD OF WARCRAFT FIXED VERSION CONFUSION—BY ADDING ANOTHER AZEROTH

Entertainment

#00023

STARCRAFT IS FINALLY BACK—PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL 2030

Entertainment

Sunday, September 13, 2026

4 reports

#00021

Our Condolences — George Chuvalo

Sports

#00017

THE MAP HAS ENTERED ITS GASLIGHTING ERA

World News

#00018

The trophy arrived before the ratings.

Politics

#00016

MEMES IS NEWS: AI GAVE EVERYONE A PAST

AI & Technology

Friday, September 11, 2026

1 report

#00012

ONE HAD A LAPTOP. ONE HAS RECEIPTS.

Politics

Thursday, September 10, 2026

3 reports

#00009

SUPERINTELLIGENCE? STRAIGHT TO JAIL?

Politics

#00007

Risk Is Our Business. Mission Control Would Like a Word.

AI & Technology

#00006

CHINA JUST BANNED AI COMPANIONS — SHOULD WE?

AI & Technology

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

1 report

Archive

Carney Makes Memes a Trade-Talks Condition

World News

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

1 report

Archive

A tribute to Dolly Parton

Entertainment

Saturday, August 15, 2026

2 reports

Archive

Technically a request. Practically a weather report.

Politics

Archive

The meeting about moving faster is postponed

Politics

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

1 report

Archive

T-Minus Two Weeks: Rate Cuts, The Bottom, and CLARITY Walk Into Mission Control

Politics

Friday, June 12, 2026

1 report

Archive

Taylor Swift's Net Worth Just Hit $2 Billion, Forbes Says

Entertainment

Monday, June 8, 2026

1 report

Archive

Highway Physics Took The Day Off

Science & Space

Saturday, June 6, 2026

2 reports

Archive

Taylor Swift Hit $2 Billion

Entertainment

Archive

Chris Hemsworth Tried The Wrong-Kid Passport Hack

Entertainment

Politics OR Entertainment OR Sports OR Health & Lifestyle OR Opinion & Editorials

80 reports

Today Friday, November 6, 2026

Lost Congress. Upgraded The Chair.

Salary: Still A Mystery

BEN SOLO: RETURN DENIED

LIV Golf's Money Pit

Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026

AI Passed The Radio Check

TRUMP, MELANIA HIT BOTTOM

Mario meets the AI appetite

COINONE MAKES THE AI BILL A SPORT

WHEN THE CHAIR IS THE TABLE

CAVILL'S MUSTACHE GETS A VIDEO GAME

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

CHUCKY NEEDS A BOUNCER

SCHUMER REHEATS HIS OWN ROAST

53 SENT OFF. REF NEEDS A TROLLEY.

VOTERS PUSH BACK ON DATA CENTERS

21 YEARS. WHERE'S THE RETURNS DESK?

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

THE BILL NEEDS THERAPY

MUSK'S HERO PICK HAS A VADER PROBLEM

Monday, November 2, 2026

TRUMP FLAGS ROBOTS AMERICA STILL NEEDS

CINEMA TRIES HYPNOSIS TO MAKE OLD FILMS NEW

APOLOGIES IN. FOOTBALL STILL OUT.

HEIDI KLUM TAKES HALLOWEEN SINGLE-HANDED

0 Completions. 16-0 Win.

DEMOCRAT STEVENS BACKS REPUBLICAN ROGERS

MARIO RECORD FALLS. MUSTACHE NEARLY FOLLOWS.

Saturday, October 31, 2026

Trump's Arch Meets The Legal Roundabout

GOOGLE GAVE A PUMPKIN MOVES

IN-FLIGHT UNBOXING HAS GONE TOO FAR

HEALTH COSTS ATE MY RAISE

EL-SAYED: TRUMP'S GENIUS IS GETTING ATTENTION

HMRC MAIL. TORONTO FANTASY.

Friday, October 30, 2026

MINECRAFT, NOW WITH RED TAPE

BASKETBALL TEAM BUILDS A HERD

DUNE'S POPCORN NOW VIBRATES

TRUMP'S RALLIES ARE BACK. SO ARE THE CALLS.

ALASKA'S SENATE RACE NEEDS A JINGLE

HALLOWEEN HITS LIMIT

TRADING THE TRUTH

PENGUINS DON’T FLY. VIEWS DO.

Thursday, October 29, 2026

FRIDGECOIN ERA BEGINS

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

THE CEO IS A PROMPT

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

TESLA DID A KICKFLIP

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

HALLOWEEN DIY HAS ENTERED HEAVY MACHINERY.

Monday, October 26, 2026

AI GAVE THE CABINET GANGNAM FEVER.

GROK’S ODYSSEY IS LONG ON PIXELS, SHORT ON SOUL.

MUSK’S ODYSSEY GOT LOST AT SEA.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

Saturday, October 24, 2026

MARVEL’S EXIT IS A REVOLVING DOOR.

Thursday, October 22, 2026

FACEBOOK MEETS THE PAYWALL.

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

NOT SO KWIK.

Monday, October 19, 2026

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

Friday, October 16, 2026

Inflation hit 3.7%, stocks posted their worst day since July, and on record the White House says tariffs 'cause wealth.' We hugged the red anyway.

Monday, October 5, 2026

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

Thursday, October 1, 2026

The US and China built a Bat-Signal for rogue AI. Nobody agreed who Batman is.

The US government's new AI front door hands you a hot dog.

Trump lets AI police themselves - the fox guards the henhouse.

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

Tuesday, September 29, 2026