Business &amp; Finance OR Crypto &amp; Web3 OR Science &amp; Space OR Sports OR Health &amp; Lifestyle

#00307

LIV Golf's Money Pit

Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026

8 reports

#00300

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

6 reports

#00274

1 PARTICLE. 1 MONTH. NO ROOMMATES.

#00265

THE VAULT NEEDS AN UPDATE

#00264

53 SENT OFF. REF NEEDS A TROLLEY.

#00260

FAKE THEFT. REAL SUPPORT.

#00247

2 JACKPOTS. 3 DAYS. $300,375.14.

#00246

21 YEARS. WHERE'S THE RETURNS DESK?

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

5 reports

#00243

DEMOCRACY, NOW WITH A BETTING SLIP

#00242

THE BILL NEEDS THERAPY

#00240

AI NOW HAS JURY DUTY

#00229

BINANCE'S EMERGENCY FUND NEEDS A REFILL

#00224

NOW HIRING: MAKE YOURSELF REDUNDANT

Monday, November 2, 2026

10 reports

#00212

THORCHAIN'S BUG JAMS THE LAUNDROMAT

#00211

MERCADO BITCOIN HITS PAUSE

#00201

APOLOGIES IN. FOOTBALL STILL OUT.

#00193

THE HACKER NOW GETS TIPS

#00192

50 COMPANIES OBJECT TO STOCK TOKENS

#00184

DORM ROOM. JET ENGINE. NORMAL SEMESTER.

#00181

0 Completions. 16-0 Win.

#00180

THE UNIVERSE: SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED

#00173

THE BITCOIN WON'T FIT

#00171

BRAIN SURGERY: TRY ANOTHER CHATBOT

Saturday, October 31, 2026

7 reports

#00157

Coinbase's Profit Isn't A Cash Pile

#00152

IN-FLIGHT UNBOXING HAS GONE TOO FAR

Health & Lifestyle

#00148

THIS ROBOT HAND WALKS TO THE KEYBOARD

#00145

EFFICIENCY, BILL ME LATER

#00144

HEALTH COSTS ATE MY RAISE

#00140

HOLD MY BEER. PROVE MY MATH.

#00138

OFFLINE WALLET. ALLEGEDLY ONLINE.

Friday, October 30, 2026

6 reports

#00134

BASKETBALL TEAM BUILDS A HERD

#00123

BINANCE HEIST: GETAWAY MONEY GETS CLAMPED

#00121

GOOGLE'S SPACE AI WROTE A HAIKU

#00120

STRATEGY'S $20.91 BILLION PAPER GAIN

#00119

MIKA’S VERY PUBLIC PRIVATE KEY

#00117

TRADING THE TRUTH

Thursday, October 29, 2026

5 reports

#00112

ICE WANTS CRYPTO’S 24/7 CASINO ONSHORE

#00111

FRIDGECOIN ERA BEGINS

#00108

THE BOSS IS A CHATBOT

#00107

DATAVAULT'S BITCOIN WON'T COME OUT

#00105

AI PRINTS. BITCOIN DOESN’T.

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

2 reports

#00103

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

#00097

CARTI’S X PUSHED A TOKEN. THE FLOOR LEFT FIRST.

Monday, October 26, 2026

1 report

#00094

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

1 report

#00091

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

1 report

#00084

I bought a trampoline. Got a squat machine. BlackRock filed for a Bitcoin fund with capped gains.

Monday, October 19, 2026

1 report

#00083

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

Friday, October 16, 2026

1 report

#00081

Inflation hit 3.7%, stocks posted their worst day since July, and on record the White House says tariffs 'cause wealth.' We hugged the red anyway.

Thursday, October 8, 2026

1 report

#00075

It's AGI at 99.9%. Unplug their private harness and it's 62.7%.

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

1 report

$OpenAI dumped 722 math papers. The slot takes 2 a month.$

#00073

OpenAI dumped 722 math papers. The slot takes 2 a month.

Monday, October 5, 2026

2 reports

#00070

AI found CTRL+Z (undo) for biological age

#00069

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

Sunday, October 4, 2026

2 reports

#00068

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

#00067

Brain-IT: mind-reading AI got the vibe

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

1 report

#00049

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

2 reports

#00047

Anthropic's $42 billion loss is on the way to a $2 trillion IPO.

#00046

Beckham out-earned every team at the World Cup. He retired in 2013.

Sunday, September 13, 2026

3 reports

#00021

Our Condolences — George Chuvalo

#00018

The trophy arrived before the ratings.

#00015

I QUIT BECAUSE OF AI. AI WROTE THE LETTER.

Friday, September 11, 2026

3 reports

#00013

MEMES IS NEWS: APPLE JUST INVENTED SAMSUNG

MY CALL TODAY: ETH, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

#00012

ONE HAD A LAPTOP. ONE HAS RECEIPTS.

Thursday, September 10, 2026

2 reports

#00006

CHINA JUST BANNED AI COMPANIONS — SHOULD WE?

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Sunday, September 6, 2026

1 report

$Meme #00004: AI SPEEDRAN 350 YEARS OF MATH$

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AI SPEEDRAN 350 YEARS OF MATH

Saturday, September 5, 2026

2 reports

#00003

AI Made Building a Business Cheap. Getting Anyone to Notice It? Still Expensive.

#00002

#00002 — AI Has Crushed Startup Barriers

Friday, September 4, 2026

2 reports

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

#00001

I Solved a Problem. Someone Paid Me. Apparently, I’m a Founder Now.

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

2 reports

I can sense Fear & Greed now. And no — it’s not the index.

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Monday, August 31, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Sunday, August 30, 2026

2 reports

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Lil'Oracle Predicts 2 Out of 3 Crypto Targets

Thursday, August 27, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Monday, August 24, 2026

1 report

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Sunday, August 23, 2026

1 report

WHEN “LOCKED” MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS

Saturday, August 22, 2026

1 report

Jim Cramer Said He’d Sell Bitcoin. It Rose 26%.

Friday, August 21, 2026

1 report

Spot Bitcoin ETF Volume Hits $5.3B — Lil'meme Finds Rocket Fuel

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

2 reports

We used AI for action figures. They used it on cancer.

CoinCodex said yes

Sunday, August 16, 2026

1 report

The small one had the better seat

Saturday, August 15, 2026

2 reports

They finally let us in the building — Lil'meme is listed on Coinranking

The meeting about moving faster is postponed

Friday, August 14, 2026

1 report

It went looking for digital gold

Sunday, August 2, 2026

1 report

Extraordinary claims need extraordinary proof — so we skipped the claims and kept the proof

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

1 report

BRAVO ZULU, SAILOR — the navy's official 'well done', hoisted for chilling

Friday, July 10, 2026

1 report

$3 Billion Burned Every Day — Interest on the U.S.'s $39 Trillion Debt

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

1 report

Amazon just borrowed $25B for AI. We didn't borrow a cent.

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

3 reports

T-Minus Two Weeks: Rate Cuts, The Bottom, and CLARITY Walk Into Mission Control

Framework Pooh: The 'Never Sell' Company Just Sold

The Official Cope Timeline: BTC's 18 Months of Cope, Annotated

Saturday, July 4, 2026

1 report

Ohio recovers 3.6% of a $1.1M crypto scam. Investor: "I can do it again."

Monday, June 8, 2026

1 report

Highway Physics Took The Day Off

Saturday, June 6, 2026

1 report