The archive | Memes is News

Today Friday, November 6, 2026

2 reports

#00308

BEN SOLO: RETURN DENIED

Entertainment

#00307

LIV Golf's Money Pit

Sports

Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026

6 reports

#00301

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

5 reports

#00269

CHUCKY NEEDS A BOUNCER

Politics

#00264

53 SENT OFF. REF NEEDS A TROLLEY.

Sports

#00260

FAKE THEFT. REAL SUPPORT.

Business & Finance

#00247

2 JACKPOTS. 3 DAYS. $300,375.14.

Business & Finance

#00246

21 YEARS. WHERE'S THE RETURNS DESK?

Sports

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

4 reports

#00243

DEMOCRACY, NOW WITH A BETTING SLIP

Business & Finance

#00229

BINANCE'S EMERGENCY FUND NEEDS A REFILL

Business & Finance

#00224

NOW HIRING: MAKE YOURSELF REDUNDANT

Business & Finance

#00221

MUSK'S HERO PICK HAS A VADER PROBLEM

Entertainment

Monday, November 2, 2026

8 reports

#00218

CINEMA TRIES HYPNOSIS TO MAKE OLD FILMS NEW

Entertainment

#00205

MIDTERM FORECAST: INDOOR HURRICANE

Climate & Energy

#00201

APOLOGIES IN. FOOTBALL STILL OUT.

Sports

#00192

50 COMPANIES OBJECT TO STOCK TOKENS

Business & Finance

#00182

HEIDI KLUM TAKES HALLOWEEN SINGLE-HANDED

Entertainment

#00181

0 Completions. 16-0 Win.

Sports

#00173

THE BITCOIN WON'T FIT

Business & Finance

#00172

MARIO RECORD FALLS. MUSTACHE NEARLY FOLLOWS.

Entertainment

Saturday, October 31, 2026

3 reports

#00156

GOOGLE GAVE A PUMPKIN MOVES

AI & Technology

#00147

THE POWER STANDARD

AI & Technology

#00145

EFFICIENCY, BILL ME LATER

Business & Finance

Friday, October 30, 2026

6 reports

#00135

MINECRAFT, NOW WITH RED TAPE

AI & Technology

#00134

BASKETBALL TEAM BUILDS A HERD

Sports

#00132

DUNE'S POPCORN NOW VIBRATES

Entertainment

#00118

HALLOWEEN HITS LIMIT

AI & Technology

#00117

TRADING THE TRUTH

Politics

#00116

PENGUINS DON’T FLY. VIEWS DO.

Entertainment

Thursday, October 29, 2026

4 reports

#00112

ICE WANTS CRYPTO’S 24/7 CASINO ONSHORE

Business & Finance

#00108

THE BOSS IS A CHATBOT

Business & Finance

#00107

DATAVAULT'S BITCOIN WON'T COME OUT

Business & Finance

#00105

AI PRINTS. BITCOIN DOESN’T.

Business & Finance

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

1 report

#00100

TESLA DID A KICKFLIP

AI & Technology

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

1 report

#00096

HALLOWEEN DIY HAS ENTERED HEAVY MACHINERY.

Entertainment

Monday, October 26, 2026

3 reports

#00094

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

Business & Finance

#00093

GROK’S ODYSSEY IS LONG ON PIXELS, SHORT ON SOUL.

AI & Technology

#00092

MUSK’S ODYSSEY GOT LOST AT SEA.

AI & Technology

Sunday, October 25, 2026

1 report

#00091

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

Business & Finance

Saturday, October 24, 2026

1 report

#00088

MARVEL’S EXIT IS A REVOLVING DOOR.

Entertainment

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

2 reports

#00085

NOT SO KWIK.

Entertainment

#00084

I bought a trampoline. Got a squat machine. BlackRock filed for a Bitcoin fund with capped gains.

Business & Finance

Monday, October 19, 2026

1 report

#00083

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

AI & Technology

Friday, October 16, 2026

1 report

#00081

Inflation hit 3.7%, stocks posted their worst day since July, and on record the White House says tariffs 'cause wealth.' We hugged the red anyway.

Politics

Sunday, October 4, 2026

1 report

#00068

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

Business & Finance

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

3 reports

#00047

Anthropic's $42 billion loss is on the way to a $2 trillion IPO.

Business & Finance

#00043

CHINA TURNS DOCS INTO MOVIES

AI & Technology

#00046

Beckham out-earned every team at the World Cup. He retired in 2013.

Sports

Monday, September 28, 2026

1 report

#00045

AI put Stallone on a skateboard. The internet called it "not AI."

AI & Technology

Monday, September 14, 2026

2 reports

#00022

WORLD OF WARCRAFT FIXED VERSION CONFUSION—BY ADDING ANOTHER AZEROTH

Entertainment

#00023

STARCRAFT IS FINALLY BACK—PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL 2030

Entertainment

Sunday, September 13, 2026

4 reports

#00021

Our Condolences — George Chuvalo

Sports

#00018

The trophy arrived before the ratings.

Politics

#00016

MEMES IS NEWS: AI GAVE EVERYONE A PAST

AI & Technology

#00015

I QUIT BECAUSE OF AI. AI WROTE THE LETTER.

Business & Finance

Thursday, September 10, 2026

1 report

#00007

Risk Is Our Business. Mission Control Would Like a Word.

AI & Technology

Saturday, September 5, 2026

2 reports

#00003

AI Made Building a Business Cheap. Getting Anyone to Notice It? Still Expensive.

Business & Finance

#00002

#00002 — AI Has Crushed Startup Barriers

Business & Finance

Friday, September 4, 2026

1 report

#00001

I Solved a Problem. Someone Paid Me. Apparently, I’m a Founder Now.

Business & Finance

Sunday, August 30, 2026

1 report

Archive

Lil'Oracle Predicts 2 Out of 3 Crypto Targets

Business & Finance

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

1 report

Archive

A tribute to Dolly Parton

Entertainment

Saturday, August 22, 2026

1 report

Archive

Jim Cramer Said He’d Sell Bitcoin. It Rose 26%.

Business & Finance

Friday, August 21, 2026

1 report

Archive

Spot Bitcoin ETF Volume Hits $5.3B — Lil'meme Finds Rocket Fuel

Business & Finance

Sunday, August 16, 2026

1 report

Archive

The small one had the better seat

Science & Space

Saturday, August 15, 2026

1 report

Archive

The meeting about moving faster is postponed

Politics

Friday, July 10, 2026

1 report

Archive

$3 Billion Burned Every Day — Interest on the U.S.'s $39 Trillion Debt

Business & Finance

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

1 report

Archive

Amazon just borrowed $25B for AI. We didn't borrow a cent.

Business & Finance

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

2 reports

Archive

T-Minus Two Weeks: Rate Cuts, The Bottom, and CLARITY Walk Into Mission Control

Politics

Archive

The Official Cope Timeline: BTC's 18 Months of Cope, Annotated

Business & Finance

Saturday, July 4, 2026

1 report

Archive

Ohio recovers 3.6% of a $1.1M crypto scam. Investor: "I can do it again."

Business & Finance

Friday, June 12, 2026

1 report

Archive

Taylor Swift's Net Worth Just Hit $2 Billion, Forbes Says

Entertainment

Monday, June 8, 2026

1 report

Archive

Highway Physics Took The Day Off

Science & Space

Saturday, June 6, 2026

2 reports

Archive

Taylor Swift Hit $2 Billion

Entertainment

Archive

Chris Hemsworth Tried The Wrong-Kid Passport Hack

Entertainment

Business & Finance OR Entertainment OR Sports OR Climate & Energy

79 reports

Today Friday, November 6, 2026

BEN SOLO: RETURN DENIED

LIV Golf's Money Pit

Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026

AI Passed The Radio Check

Mario meets the AI appetite

COINONE MAKES THE AI BILL A SPORT

DIGITAL BANK. PHYSICAL LOCKOUT.

WHEN THE CHAIR IS THE TABLE

CAVILL'S MUSTACHE GETS A VIDEO GAME

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

CHUCKY NEEDS A BOUNCER

53 SENT OFF. REF NEEDS A TROLLEY.

FAKE THEFT. REAL SUPPORT.

2 JACKPOTS. 3 DAYS. $300,375.14.

21 YEARS. WHERE'S THE RETURNS DESK?

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

DEMOCRACY, NOW WITH A BETTING SLIP

BINANCE'S EMERGENCY FUND NEEDS A REFILL

NOW HIRING: MAKE YOURSELF REDUNDANT

MUSK'S HERO PICK HAS A VADER PROBLEM

Monday, November 2, 2026

CINEMA TRIES HYPNOSIS TO MAKE OLD FILMS NEW

MIDTERM FORECAST: INDOOR HURRICANE

APOLOGIES IN. FOOTBALL STILL OUT.

50 COMPANIES OBJECT TO STOCK TOKENS

HEIDI KLUM TAKES HALLOWEEN SINGLE-HANDED

0 Completions. 16-0 Win.

THE BITCOIN WON'T FIT

MARIO RECORD FALLS. MUSTACHE NEARLY FOLLOWS.

Saturday, October 31, 2026

GOOGLE GAVE A PUMPKIN MOVES

THE POWER STANDARD

EFFICIENCY, BILL ME LATER

Friday, October 30, 2026

MINECRAFT, NOW WITH RED TAPE

BASKETBALL TEAM BUILDS A HERD

DUNE'S POPCORN NOW VIBRATES

HALLOWEEN HITS LIMIT

TRADING THE TRUTH

PENGUINS DON’T FLY. VIEWS DO.

Thursday, October 29, 2026

ICE WANTS CRYPTO’S 24/7 CASINO ONSHORE

THE BOSS IS A CHATBOT

DATAVAULT'S BITCOIN WON'T COME OUT

AI PRINTS. BITCOIN DOESN’T.

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

TESLA DID A KICKFLIP

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

HALLOWEEN DIY HAS ENTERED HEAVY MACHINERY.

Monday, October 26, 2026

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

GROK’S ODYSSEY IS LONG ON PIXELS, SHORT ON SOUL.

MUSK’S ODYSSEY GOT LOST AT SEA.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

Saturday, October 24, 2026

MARVEL’S EXIT IS A REVOLVING DOOR.

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

NOT SO KWIK.

I bought a trampoline. Got a squat machine. BlackRock filed for a Bitcoin fund with capped gains.

Monday, October 19, 2026

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

Friday, October 16, 2026

Inflation hit 3.7%, stocks posted their worst day since July, and on record the White House says tariffs 'cause wealth.' We hugged the red anyway.

Sunday, October 4, 2026

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Anthropic's $42 billion loss is on the way to a $2 trillion IPO.

CHINA TURNS DOCS INTO MOVIES

Beckham out-earned every team at the World Cup. He retired in 2013.

Monday, September 28, 2026

AI put Stallone on a skateboard. The internet called it "not AI."

Monday, September 14, 2026

WORLD OF WARCRAFT FIXED VERSION CONFUSION—BY ADDING ANOTHER AZEROTH

STARCRAFT IS FINALLY BACK—PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL 2030

Sunday, September 13, 2026

Our Condolences — George Chuvalo