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Today Friday, November 6, 2026

1 report

#00311

Samsung Wallet Has A Cover Charge

Crypto & Web3

Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026

6 reports

#00300

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

3 reports

#00265

THE VAULT NEEDS AN UPDATE

Crypto & Web3

#00260

FAKE THEFT. REAL SUPPORT.

Business & Finance

#00247

2 JACKPOTS. 3 DAYS. $300,375.14.

Business & Finance

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

5 reports

#00243

DEMOCRACY, NOW WITH A BETTING SLIP

Business & Finance

#00242

THE BILL NEEDS THERAPY

AI & Technology

#00240

AI NOW HAS JURY DUTY

Crypto & Web3

#00229

BINANCE'S EMERGENCY FUND NEEDS A REFILL

Business & Finance

#00224

NOW HIRING: MAKE YOURSELF REDUNDANT

Business & Finance

Monday, November 2, 2026

6 reports

#00212

THORCHAIN'S BUG JAMS THE LAUNDROMAT

Crypto & Web3

#00211

MERCADO BITCOIN HITS PAUSE

Crypto & Web3

#00205

MIDTERM FORECAST: INDOOR HURRICANE

Climate & Energy

#00193

THE HACKER NOW GETS TIPS

Crypto & Web3

#00192

50 COMPANIES OBJECT TO STOCK TOKENS

Business & Finance

#00173

THE BITCOIN WON'T FIT

Business & Finance

Saturday, October 31, 2026

7 reports

#00157

Coinbase's Profit Isn't A Cash Pile

Crypto & Web3

#00152

IN-FLIGHT UNBOXING HAS GONE TOO FAR

Health & Lifestyle

#00148

THIS ROBOT HAND WALKS TO THE KEYBOARD

Crypto & Web3

#00147

THE POWER STANDARD

AI & Technology

#00145

EFFICIENCY, BILL ME LATER

Business & Finance

#00144

HEALTH COSTS ATE MY RAISE

Science & Space

#00138

OFFLINE WALLET. ALLEGEDLY ONLINE.

Crypto & Web3

Friday, October 30, 2026

4 reports

#00123

BINANCE HEIST: GETAWAY MONEY GETS CLAMPED

Crypto & Web3

#00120

STRATEGY'S $20.91 BILLION PAPER GAIN

Crypto & Web3

#00119

MIKA’S VERY PUBLIC PRIVATE KEY

Crypto & Web3

#00117

TRADING THE TRUTH

Politics

Thursday, October 29, 2026

5 reports

#00112

ICE WANTS CRYPTO’S 24/7 CASINO ONSHORE

Business & Finance

#00111

FRIDGECOIN ERA BEGINS

Politics

#00108

THE BOSS IS A CHATBOT

Business & Finance

#00107

DATAVAULT'S BITCOIN WON'T COME OUT

Business & Finance

#00105

AI PRINTS. BITCOIN DOESN’T.

Business & Finance

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

2 reports

#00103

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

AI & Technology

#00097

CARTI’S X PUSHED A TOKEN. THE FLOOR LEFT FIRST.

Crypto & Web3

Monday, October 26, 2026

1 report

#00094

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

Business & Finance

Sunday, October 25, 2026

1 report

#00091

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

Business & Finance

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

1 report

#00084

I bought a trampoline. Got a squat machine. BlackRock filed for a Bitcoin fund with capped gains.

Business & Finance

Friday, October 16, 2026

1 report

#00081

Inflation hit 3.7%, stocks posted their worst day since July, and on record the White House says tariffs 'cause wealth.' We hugged the red anyway.

Politics

Monday, October 5, 2026

1 report

#00069

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

AI & Technology

Sunday, October 4, 2026

1 report

#00068

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

Business & Finance

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

1 report

#00049

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

AI & Technology

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

1 report

#00047

Anthropic's $42 billion loss is on the way to a $2 trillion IPO.

Business & Finance

Sunday, September 13, 2026

1 report

#00015

I QUIT BECAUSE OF AI. AI WROTE THE LETTER.

Business & Finance

Friday, September 11, 2026

3 reports

#00013

MEMES IS NEWS: APPLE JUST INVENTED SAMSUNG

Crypto & Web3

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: ETH, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

#00012

ONE HAD A LAPTOP. ONE HAS RECEIPTS.

Politics

Thursday, September 10, 2026

2 reports

#00006

CHINA JUST BANNED AI COMPANIONS — SHOULD WE?

AI & Technology

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

1 report

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

1 report

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

Saturday, September 5, 2026

2 reports

#00003

AI Made Building a Business Cheap. Getting Anyone to Notice It? Still Expensive.

Business & Finance

#00002

#00002 — AI Has Crushed Startup Barriers

Business & Finance

Friday, September 4, 2026

2 reports

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

#00001

I Solved a Problem. Someone Paid Me. Apparently, I’m a Founder Now.

Business & Finance

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

1 report

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

2 reports

Archive

I can sense Fear & Greed now. And no — it’s not the index.

Crypto & Web3

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

Monday, August 31, 2026

1 report

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

Sunday, August 30, 2026

2 reports

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

Archive

Lil'Oracle Predicts 2 Out of 3 Crypto Targets

Business & Finance

Thursday, August 27, 2026

1 report

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

1 report

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

1 report

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

Monday, August 24, 2026

1 report

Archive

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Crypto & Web3

Sunday, August 23, 2026

1 report

Archive

WHEN “LOCKED” MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS

Crypto & Web3

Saturday, August 22, 2026

1 report

Archive

Jim Cramer Said He’d Sell Bitcoin. It Rose 26%.

Business & Finance

Friday, August 21, 2026

1 report

Archive

Spot Bitcoin ETF Volume Hits $5.3B — Lil'meme Finds Rocket Fuel

Business & Finance

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

1 report

Archive

CoinCodex said yes

Crypto & Web3

Sunday, August 16, 2026

1 report

Archive

The small one had the better seat

Science & Space

Saturday, August 15, 2026

2 reports

Archive

They finally let us in the building — Lil'meme is listed on Coinranking

Crypto & Web3

Archive

The meeting about moving faster is postponed

Politics

Friday, August 14, 2026

1 report

Archive

It went looking for digital gold

Crypto & Web3

Sunday, August 2, 2026

1 report

Archive

Extraordinary claims need extraordinary proof — so we skipped the claims and kept the proof

Crypto & Web3

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

1 report

Archive

BRAVO ZULU, SAILOR — the navy's official 'well done', hoisted for chilling

Crypto & Web3

Friday, July 10, 2026

1 report

Archive

$3 Billion Burned Every Day — Interest on the U.S.'s $39 Trillion Debt

Business & Finance

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

1 report

Archive

Amazon just borrowed $25B for AI. We didn't borrow a cent.

Business & Finance

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

3 reports

Archive

T-Minus Two Weeks: Rate Cuts, The Bottom, and CLARITY Walk Into Mission Control

Politics

Archive

Framework Pooh: The 'Never Sell' Company Just Sold

Crypto & Web3

Archive

The Official Cope Timeline: BTC's 18 Months of Cope, Annotated

Business & Finance

Saturday, July 4, 2026

1 report

Archive

Ohio recovers 3.6% of a $1.1M crypto scam. Investor: "I can do it again."

Business & Finance

Saturday, June 6, 2026

1 report

Archive

Chris Hemsworth Tried The Wrong-Kid Passport Hack

Entertainment

Business & Finance OR Crypto & Web3 OR Climate & Energy OR Health & Lifestyle

86 reports

Today Friday, November 6, 2026

Samsung Wallet Has A Cover Charge

Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026

France Shreds Budget, Shelves Crypto Tax

Binance Failed The Interview

RIOT CASHES BITCOIN TO BUILD AI

DIGITAL BANK. PHYSICAL LOCKOUT.

ZCASH'S UPGRADE COMES WITH A FREEZER

BETTING DOWN. PUMPING UP.

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

THE VAULT NEEDS AN UPDATE

FAKE THEFT. REAL SUPPORT.

2 JACKPOTS. 3 DAYS. $300,375.14.

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

DEMOCRACY, NOW WITH A BETTING SLIP

THE BILL NEEDS THERAPY

AI NOW HAS JURY DUTY

BINANCE'S EMERGENCY FUND NEEDS A REFILL

NOW HIRING: MAKE YOURSELF REDUNDANT

Monday, November 2, 2026

THORCHAIN'S BUG JAMS THE LAUNDROMAT

MERCADO BITCOIN HITS PAUSE

MIDTERM FORECAST: INDOOR HURRICANE

THE HACKER NOW GETS TIPS

50 COMPANIES OBJECT TO STOCK TOKENS

THE BITCOIN WON'T FIT

Saturday, October 31, 2026

Coinbase's Profit Isn't A Cash Pile

IN-FLIGHT UNBOXING HAS GONE TOO FAR

THIS ROBOT HAND WALKS TO THE KEYBOARD

THE POWER STANDARD

EFFICIENCY, BILL ME LATER

HEALTH COSTS ATE MY RAISE

OFFLINE WALLET. ALLEGEDLY ONLINE.

Friday, October 30, 2026

BINANCE HEIST: GETAWAY MONEY GETS CLAMPED

STRATEGY'S $20.91 BILLION PAPER GAIN

MIKA’S VERY PUBLIC PRIVATE KEY

TRADING THE TRUTH

Thursday, October 29, 2026

ICE WANTS CRYPTO’S 24/7 CASINO ONSHORE

FRIDGECOIN ERA BEGINS

THE BOSS IS A CHATBOT

DATAVAULT'S BITCOIN WON'T COME OUT

AI PRINTS. BITCOIN DOESN’T.

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

CARTI’S X PUSHED A TOKEN. THE FLOOR LEFT FIRST.

Monday, October 26, 2026

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

I bought a trampoline. Got a squat machine. BlackRock filed for a Bitcoin fund with capped gains.

Friday, October 16, 2026

Inflation hit 3.7%, stocks posted their worst day since July, and on record the White House says tariffs 'cause wealth.' We hugged the red anyway.

Monday, October 5, 2026

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

Sunday, October 4, 2026

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Anthropic's $42 billion loss is on the way to a $2 trillion IPO.

Sunday, September 13, 2026

I QUIT BECAUSE OF AI. AI WROTE THE LETTER.

Friday, September 11, 2026

MEMES IS NEWS: APPLE JUST INVENTED SAMSUNG

MY CALL TODAY: ETH, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

ONE HAD A LAPTOP. ONE HAS RECEIPTS.

Thursday, September 10, 2026

CHINA JUST BANNED AI COMPANIONS — SHOULD WE?

MY CALL TODAY: SOL, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, UP. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

MY CALL TODAY: HYPE, DOWN. SEND IT OR REKT IT.

Saturday, September 5, 2026