The archive | Memes is News

Today Friday, November 6, 2026

2 reports

#00308

BEN SOLO: RETURN DENIED

Entertainment

#00307

LIV Golf's Money Pit

Sports

Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026

5 reports

#00301

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

5 reports

#00269

CHUCKY NEEDS A BOUNCER

Politics

#00264

53 SENT OFF. REF NEEDS A TROLLEY.

Sports

#00255

UK RICE KRISPIES: SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED

World News

#00252

REAL SKY. FAKE ALARM.

World News

#00246

21 YEARS. WHERE'S THE RETURNS DESK?

Sports

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

2 reports

#00242

THE BILL NEEDS THERAPY

AI & Technology

#00221

MUSK'S HERO PICK HAS A VADER PROBLEM

Entertainment

Monday, November 2, 2026

6 reports

#00218

CINEMA TRIES HYPNOSIS TO MAKE OLD FILMS NEW

Entertainment

#00205

MIDTERM FORECAST: INDOOR HURRICANE

Climate & Energy

#00201

APOLOGIES IN. FOOTBALL STILL OUT.

Sports

#00182

HEIDI KLUM TAKES HALLOWEEN SINGLE-HANDED

Entertainment

#00181

0 Completions. 16-0 Win.

Sports

#00172

MARIO RECORD FALLS. MUSTACHE NEARLY FOLLOWS.

Entertainment

Saturday, October 31, 2026

5 reports

#00159

Bolsonaro's Promise Has A Boarding Pass

World News

#00156

GOOGLE GAVE A PUMPKIN MOVES

AI & Technology

#00152

IN-FLIGHT UNBOXING HAS GONE TOO FAR

Health & Lifestyle

#00147

THE POWER STANDARD

AI & Technology

#00144

HEALTH COSTS ATE MY RAISE

Science & Space

Friday, October 30, 2026

5 reports

#00135

MINECRAFT, NOW WITH RED TAPE

AI & Technology

#00134

BASKETBALL TEAM BUILDS A HERD

Sports

#00132

DUNE'S POPCORN NOW VIBRATES

Entertainment

#00118

HALLOWEEN HITS LIMIT

AI & Technology

#00116

PENGUINS DON’T FLY. VIEWS DO.

Entertainment

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

2 reports

#00103

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

AI & Technology

#00100

TESLA DID A KICKFLIP

AI & Technology

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

1 report

#00096

HALLOWEEN DIY HAS ENTERED HEAVY MACHINERY.

Entertainment

Monday, October 26, 2026

2 reports

#00093

GROK’S ODYSSEY IS LONG ON PIXELS, SHORT ON SOUL.

AI & Technology

#00092

MUSK’S ODYSSEY GOT LOST AT SEA.

AI & Technology

Sunday, October 25, 2026

2 reports

#00091

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

Business & Finance

#00089

RUSSIA’S AI RACE HIT A FIREWALL.

World News

Saturday, October 24, 2026

1 report

#00088

MARVEL’S EXIT IS A REVOLVING DOOR.

Entertainment

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

1 report

#00085

NOT SO KWIK.

Entertainment

Monday, October 19, 2026

1 report

#00083

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

AI & Technology

Monday, October 5, 2026

1 report

#00069

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

AI & Technology

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

1 report

#00049

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

AI & Technology

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

2 reports

#00043

CHINA TURNS DOCS INTO MOVIES

AI & Technology

#00046

Beckham out-earned every team at the World Cup. He retired in 2013.

Sports

Monday, September 28, 2026

1 report

#00045

AI put Stallone on a skateboard. The internet called it "not AI."

AI & Technology

Monday, September 14, 2026

2 reports

#00022

WORLD OF WARCRAFT FIXED VERSION CONFUSION—BY ADDING ANOTHER AZEROTH

Entertainment

#00023

STARCRAFT IS FINALLY BACK—PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL 2030

Entertainment

Sunday, September 13, 2026

4 reports

#00021

Our Condolences — George Chuvalo

Sports

#00017

THE MAP HAS ENTERED ITS GASLIGHTING ERA

World News

#00018

The trophy arrived before the ratings.

Politics

#00016

MEMES IS NEWS: AI GAVE EVERYONE A PAST

AI & Technology

Friday, September 11, 2026

1 report

#00019

MEMES IS NEWS: 25 YEARS LATER

World News

Thursday, September 10, 2026

2 reports

#00007

Risk Is Our Business. Mission Control Would Like a Word.

AI & Technology

#00006

CHINA JUST BANNED AI COMPANIONS — SHOULD WE?

AI & Technology

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

1 report

Archive

Carney Makes Memes a Trade-Talks Condition

World News

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

1 report

Archive

A tribute to Dolly Parton

Entertainment

Sunday, August 16, 2026

1 report

Archive

The small one had the better seat

Science & Space

Friday, June 12, 2026

1 report

Archive

Taylor Swift's Net Worth Just Hit $2 Billion, Forbes Says

Entertainment

Monday, June 8, 2026

1 report

Archive

Highway Physics Took The Day Off

Science & Space

Saturday, June 6, 2026

2 reports

Archive

Taylor Swift Hit $2 Billion

Entertainment

Archive

Chris Hemsworth Tried The Wrong-Kid Passport Hack

Entertainment

World News OR Entertainment OR Sports OR Climate & Energy OR Health & Lifestyle

61 reports

Today Friday, November 6, 2026

BEN SOLO: RETURN DENIED

LIV Golf's Money Pit

Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026

AI Passed The Radio Check

Mario meets the AI appetite

COINONE MAKES THE AI BILL A SPORT

WHEN THE CHAIR IS THE TABLE

CAVILL'S MUSTACHE GETS A VIDEO GAME

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

CHUCKY NEEDS A BOUNCER

53 SENT OFF. REF NEEDS A TROLLEY.

UK RICE KRISPIES: SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED

REAL SKY. FAKE ALARM.

21 YEARS. WHERE'S THE RETURNS DESK?

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

THE BILL NEEDS THERAPY

MUSK'S HERO PICK HAS A VADER PROBLEM

Monday, November 2, 2026

CINEMA TRIES HYPNOSIS TO MAKE OLD FILMS NEW

MIDTERM FORECAST: INDOOR HURRICANE

APOLOGIES IN. FOOTBALL STILL OUT.

HEIDI KLUM TAKES HALLOWEEN SINGLE-HANDED

0 Completions. 16-0 Win.

MARIO RECORD FALLS. MUSTACHE NEARLY FOLLOWS.

Saturday, October 31, 2026

Bolsonaro's Promise Has A Boarding Pass

GOOGLE GAVE A PUMPKIN MOVES

IN-FLIGHT UNBOXING HAS GONE TOO FAR

THE POWER STANDARD

HEALTH COSTS ATE MY RAISE

Friday, October 30, 2026

MINECRAFT, NOW WITH RED TAPE

BASKETBALL TEAM BUILDS A HERD

DUNE'S POPCORN NOW VIBRATES

HALLOWEEN HITS LIMIT

PENGUINS DON’T FLY. VIEWS DO.

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

TESLA DID A KICKFLIP

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

HALLOWEEN DIY HAS ENTERED HEAVY MACHINERY.

Monday, October 26, 2026

GROK’S ODYSSEY IS LONG ON PIXELS, SHORT ON SOUL.

MUSK’S ODYSSEY GOT LOST AT SEA.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

RUSSIA’S AI RACE HIT A FIREWALL.

Saturday, October 24, 2026

MARVEL’S EXIT IS A REVOLVING DOOR.

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

NOT SO KWIK.

Monday, October 19, 2026

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

Monday, October 5, 2026

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

CHINA TURNS DOCS INTO MOVIES

Beckham out-earned every team at the World Cup. He retired in 2013.

Monday, September 28, 2026

AI put Stallone on a skateboard. The internet called it "not AI."

Monday, September 14, 2026

WORLD OF WARCRAFT FIXED VERSION CONFUSION—BY ADDING ANOTHER AZEROTH

STARCRAFT IS FINALLY BACK—PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL 2030

Sunday, September 13, 2026

Our Condolences — George Chuvalo

THE MAP HAS ENTERED ITS GASLIGHTING ERA

The trophy arrived before the ratings.

MEMES IS NEWS: AI GAVE EVERYONE A PAST

Friday, September 11, 2026

MEMES IS NEWS: 25 YEARS LATER

Thursday, September 10, 2026

Risk Is Our Business. Mission Control Would Like a Word.

CHINA JUST BANNED AI COMPANIONS — SHOULD WE?

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Carney Makes Memes a Trade-Talks Condition