The archive | Memes is News

Today Friday, November 6, 2026

1 report

#00307

LIV Golf's Money Pit

Sports

Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026

2 reports

#00289

COINONE MAKES THE AI BILL A SPORT

AI & Technology

#00287

DIGITAL BANK. PHYSICAL LOCKOUT.

Business & Finance

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

6 reports

#00264

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

4 reports

#00243

DEMOCRACY, NOW WITH A BETTING SLIP

Business & Finance

#00242

THE BILL NEEDS THERAPY

AI & Technology

#00229

BINANCE'S EMERGENCY FUND NEEDS A REFILL

Business & Finance

#00224

NOW HIRING: MAKE YOURSELF REDUNDANT

Business & Finance

Monday, November 2, 2026

4 reports

#00201

APOLOGIES IN. FOOTBALL STILL OUT.

Sports

#00192

50 COMPANIES OBJECT TO STOCK TOKENS

Business & Finance

#00181

0 Completions. 16-0 Win.

Sports

#00173

THE BITCOIN WON'T FIT

Business & Finance

Saturday, October 31, 2026

4 reports

#00159

Bolsonaro's Promise Has A Boarding Pass

World News

#00152

IN-FLIGHT UNBOXING HAS GONE TOO FAR

Health & Lifestyle

#00145

EFFICIENCY, BILL ME LATER

Business & Finance

#00144

HEALTH COSTS ATE MY RAISE

Science & Space

Friday, October 30, 2026

2 reports

#00134

BASKETBALL TEAM BUILDS A HERD

Sports

#00117

TRADING THE TRUTH

Politics

Thursday, October 29, 2026

4 reports

#00112

ICE WANTS CRYPTO’S 24/7 CASINO ONSHORE

Business & Finance

#00108

THE BOSS IS A CHATBOT

Business & Finance

#00107

DATAVAULT'S BITCOIN WON'T COME OUT

Business & Finance

#00105

AI PRINTS. BITCOIN DOESN’T.

Business & Finance

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

1 report

#00103

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

AI & Technology

Monday, October 26, 2026

1 report

#00094

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

Business & Finance

Sunday, October 25, 2026

2 reports

#00091

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

Business & Finance

#00089

RUSSIA’S AI RACE HIT A FIREWALL.

World News

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

1 report

#00084

I bought a trampoline. Got a squat machine. BlackRock filed for a Bitcoin fund with capped gains.

Business & Finance

Monday, October 19, 2026

1 report

#00083

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

AI & Technology

Friday, October 16, 2026

1 report

#00081

Inflation hit 3.7%, stocks posted their worst day since July, and on record the White House says tariffs 'cause wealth.' We hugged the red anyway.

Politics

Monday, October 5, 2026

1 report

#00069

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

AI & Technology

Sunday, October 4, 2026

1 report

#00068

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

Business & Finance

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

1 report

#00049

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

AI & Technology

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

2 reports

#00047

Anthropic's $42 billion loss is on the way to a $2 trillion IPO.

Business & Finance

#00046

Beckham out-earned every team at the World Cup. He retired in 2013.

Sports

Sunday, September 13, 2026

4 reports

#00021

Our Condolences — George Chuvalo

Sports

#00017

THE MAP HAS ENTERED ITS GASLIGHTING ERA

World News

#00018

The trophy arrived before the ratings.

Politics

#00015

I QUIT BECAUSE OF AI. AI WROTE THE LETTER.

Business & Finance

Friday, September 11, 2026

1 report

#00019

MEMES IS NEWS: 25 YEARS LATER

World News

Thursday, September 10, 2026

1 report

#00006

CHINA JUST BANNED AI COMPANIONS — SHOULD WE?

AI & Technology

Saturday, September 5, 2026

2 reports

#00003

AI Made Building a Business Cheap. Getting Anyone to Notice It? Still Expensive.

Business & Finance

#00002

#00002 — AI Has Crushed Startup Barriers

Business & Finance

Friday, September 4, 2026

1 report

#00001

I Solved a Problem. Someone Paid Me. Apparently, I’m a Founder Now.

Business & Finance

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

1 report

Archive

Carney Makes Memes a Trade-Talks Condition

World News

Sunday, August 30, 2026

1 report

Archive

Lil'Oracle Predicts 2 Out of 3 Crypto Targets

Business & Finance

Saturday, August 22, 2026

1 report

Archive

Jim Cramer Said He’d Sell Bitcoin. It Rose 26%.

Business & Finance

Friday, August 21, 2026

1 report

Archive

Spot Bitcoin ETF Volume Hits $5.3B — Lil'meme Finds Rocket Fuel

Business & Finance

Saturday, August 15, 2026

1 report

Archive

The meeting about moving faster is postponed

Politics

Friday, July 10, 2026

1 report

Archive

$3 Billion Burned Every Day — Interest on the U.S.'s $39 Trillion Debt

Business & Finance

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

1 report

Archive

Amazon just borrowed $25B for AI. We didn't borrow a cent.

Business & Finance

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

2 reports

Archive

T-Minus Two Weeks: Rate Cuts, The Bottom, and CLARITY Walk Into Mission Control

Politics

Archive

The Official Cope Timeline: BTC's 18 Months of Cope, Annotated

Business & Finance

Saturday, July 4, 2026

1 report

Archive

Ohio recovers 3.6% of a $1.1M crypto scam. Investor: "I can do it again."

Business & Finance

Saturday, June 6, 2026

1 report

Archive

Chris Hemsworth Tried The Wrong-Kid Passport Hack

Entertainment

World News OR Business & Finance OR Sports OR Health & Lifestyle

59 reports

Today Friday, November 6, 2026

LIV Golf's Money Pit

Yesterday Thursday, November 5, 2026

COINONE MAKES THE AI BILL A SPORT

DIGITAL BANK. PHYSICAL LOCKOUT.

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

53 SENT OFF. REF NEEDS A TROLLEY.

FAKE THEFT. REAL SUPPORT.

UK RICE KRISPIES: SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED

REAL SKY. FAKE ALARM.

2 JACKPOTS. 3 DAYS. $300,375.14.

21 YEARS. WHERE'S THE RETURNS DESK?

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

DEMOCRACY, NOW WITH A BETTING SLIP

THE BILL NEEDS THERAPY

BINANCE'S EMERGENCY FUND NEEDS A REFILL

NOW HIRING: MAKE YOURSELF REDUNDANT

Monday, November 2, 2026

APOLOGIES IN. FOOTBALL STILL OUT.

50 COMPANIES OBJECT TO STOCK TOKENS

0 Completions. 16-0 Win.

THE BITCOIN WON'T FIT

Saturday, October 31, 2026

Bolsonaro's Promise Has A Boarding Pass

IN-FLIGHT UNBOXING HAS GONE TOO FAR

EFFICIENCY, BILL ME LATER

HEALTH COSTS ATE MY RAISE

Friday, October 30, 2026

BASKETBALL TEAM BUILDS A HERD

TRADING THE TRUTH

Thursday, October 29, 2026

ICE WANTS CRYPTO’S 24/7 CASINO ONSHORE

THE BOSS IS A CHATBOT

DATAVAULT'S BITCOIN WON'T COME OUT

AI PRINTS. BITCOIN DOESN’T.

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

CLAUDE FAST-FORWARDS DRUG DEVELOPMENT

Monday, October 26, 2026

META JUST TOOK ITS AI TAB TO WALL STREET.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS THE REAL JUMPSCARE.

RUSSIA’S AI RACE HIT A FIREWALL.

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

I bought a trampoline. Got a squat machine. BlackRock filed for a Bitcoin fund with capped gains.

Monday, October 19, 2026

The AI banned the floor. MIT researchers stranded a Claude agent on a virtual island for 30 hours, no assigned tasks; it made a basketball-style game and a floor-is-lava-style game, and experienced agents generally did better on 3 of 4 tests in the same virtual world (preprint, not peer-reviewed).

Friday, October 16, 2026

Inflation hit 3.7%, stocks posted their worst day since July, and on record the White House says tariffs 'cause wealth.' We hugged the red anyway.

Monday, October 5, 2026

37,075 employees. Zero humans. 23 cents a trial.

Sunday, October 4, 2026

$2 trillion IPO? The company selling the AI warned you about the AI

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Singapore switched on a data center of 16 million living human neurons. It needs feeding every 3 days.

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Anthropic's $42 billion loss is on the way to a $2 trillion IPO.

Beckham out-earned every team at the World Cup. He retired in 2013.

Sunday, September 13, 2026

Our Condolences — George Chuvalo

THE MAP HAS ENTERED ITS GASLIGHTING ERA

The trophy arrived before the ratings.

I QUIT BECAUSE OF AI. AI WROTE THE LETTER.

Friday, September 11, 2026

MEMES IS NEWS: 25 YEARS LATER

Thursday, September 10, 2026

CHINA JUST BANNED AI COMPANIONS — SHOULD WE?

Saturday, September 5, 2026

AI Made Building a Business Cheap. Getting Anyone to Notice It? Still Expensive.

#00002 — AI Has Crushed Startup Barriers

Friday, September 4, 2026

I Solved a Problem. Someone Paid Me. Apparently, I’m a Founder Now.

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Carney Makes Memes a Trade-Talks Condition

Sunday, August 30, 2026

Lil'Oracle Predicts 2 Out of 3 Crypto Targets

Saturday, August 22, 2026

Jim Cramer Said He’d Sell Bitcoin. It Rose 26%.

Friday, August 21, 2026