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My Coins Got A Landlord

An exchange holds crypto for customers so they can trade it. Binance France is closing those customer accounts on 31 December 2026, according to customer emails reported by Cointe...

Published November 8, 2026 · Crypto & Web3 · Memes & Satire · 2 min read

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The real news

The story, straight

An exchange holds crypto for customers so they can trade it. Binance France is closing those customer accounts on 31 December 2026, according to customer emails reported by Cointelegraph.

But the fee clock starts earlier: 29 November.

The emails describe a monthly maintenance fee of 0.025% of the remaining balance, with a minimum of 10 USDC. USDC is a crypto token designed to track the US dollar.

Whichever fee is higher applies. A tiny balance does not mean a tiny bill.

My coins got an eviction notice and somehow became tenants. Does the Bitcoin get a balcony, or is natural light another subscription?

The licensing background matters. MiCA is the European Union's crypto rulebook: exchanges need authorization from a member country to provide covered services.

Cointelegraph reports that Binance failed to secure that authorization before the July deadline. Binance says restrictions follow the end of the transition period.

This is not proof that Binance is shutting down worldwide. Nor does the email establish that remaining assets will simply disappear: it says inactive accounts may face conversion, transfer or other processing.

The useful distinction is the date. Complete withdrawals before 29 November to avoid the maintenance fee; do not mistake the 31 December closure for the fee-free deadline.

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The absurd

Why this is ridiculous

Binance France charges departing customers monthly fees before accounts close.

The breakdown

How it breaks down

The monthly charge is 0.025%, with a 10 USDC minimum.

The upside

Why it could matter

Empty Binance France accounts before 29 November to avoid fees.

Sources

https://cointelegraph.com/news/binance-france-emails-announce-closure-of-its-users-accounts-on-dec-31

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