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SKIMS: HAIR TODAY, CASH GONE

An advent calendar is a December countdown box: open a numbered door for a small gift. Buyers judge the price against the gifts inside, not just the packaging. SKIMS, Kim Kardashi...

Published November 8, 2026 · Memes & Satire · 2 min read

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The real news

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An advent calendar is a December countdown box: open a numbered door for a small gift. Buyers judge the price against the gifts inside, not just the packaging.

SKIMS, Kim Kardashian's shapewear brand, sells an Accessories Advent Calendar with 12 compartments for US $148. TODAY reports hair ties, scrunchies, clips, bobby pins, keychains and a compact mirror inside.

The contents are listed online. It is an accessories box, not a promise of clothing.

Lil'meme is attacking the last compartment with a crowbar. He isn't looking for a scrunchie.

He's trying to locate the emergency exit for his money.

Shoppers have criticized the price and selection. That is a reaction, not proof of a specific cash value for the contents.

As of 7 November 2026, the calendar was sold out with a waitlist. Apparently even disappointment needs a reservation.

The useful lesson: read the contents before buying. A famous name doesn't tell you whether you'll use the gifts.

Source: TODAY, 7 November 2026.

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The absurd

Why this is ridiculous

Sold out. Waitlist.

The breakdown

How it breaks down

December countdown: gifts behind doors. Judge price against contents.

The upside

Why it could matter

Read contents before buying.

Sources

https://www.today.com/popculture/skims-backlash-advent-calendar-kim-kardashian-rcna608029

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