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Texas Needs Bigger Plumbing

An election chooses people for different jobs, not an entire government with a single switch. A governor can veto legislation, while lawmakers still decide which bills to pass. Th...

Published November 7, 2026 · Memes & Satire · 2 min read

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The story, straight

An election chooses people for different jobs, not an entire government with a single switch. A governor can veto legislation, while lawmakers still decide which bills to pass.

The Texas Tribune reported on November 4 that Democrats won Texas' statewide offices, including governor, lieutenant governor, attorney general and the U.S. Senate race. Gina Hinojosa defeated Greg Abbott; James Talarico defeated Ken Paxton.

All-In's November 7 discussion framed the wider midterms as a Republican blowout. Texas makes that scale tangible: a state long dominated by Republicans changed its statewide leadership.

So Lil'meme arrives with a household plunger to drain a Texas-shaped basin overflowing with blue water. This is a visual joke, not a report of actual flooding.

His emergency plumbing business has misunderstood the assignment.

The limit matters: the Tribune said Republicans were expected to keep their Texas Senate majority, and Texas House control was still unresolved when the article was published. Statewide wins do not mean Democrats control every part of state government.

The useful upside: voters can change who holds power. Now judge the winners by what they deliver, not the color of the victory confetti.

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The absurd

Why this is ridiculous

My plunger wants severance.

The breakdown

How it breaks down

Winning governor doesn't mean controlling every lawmaker.

The upside

Why it could matter

Judge winners by results.

Sources

https://www.texastribune.org/2026/11/04/texas-democrats-blue-wave-no-spaces-short/

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