Corgi Evades Human Resources

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A corgi escaped a halftime race during Sunday's Carolina Panthers versus Denver Broncos game. According to Yahoo Sports, he dodged roughly 5 or 6 attempted tackles before handlers finally caught him around the 40-yard line.

A football field hosts people trained to avoid being grabbed. Halftime apparently offered the same service in sandwich proportions.

Why can a short-legged dog be so difficult to catch? Corgis are herding dogs: they were bred to move cattle by nipping at their heels.

Staying low and changing direction helps them work around much bigger animals. The American Kennel Club describes the Pembroke Welsh corgi as an athletic herder.

That background helps explain the evasive moves. It does not mean this particular dog had cattle experience, a secret training program or an agent negotiating his signing bonus.

The useful lesson: small does not mean easy to catch. The humans were chasing a body built for a different job, not a decorative cushion that had fallen off the sofa.

Our imaginary scouting report: excellent footwork, questionable understanding of the employee handbook.

Source: Yahoo Sports; American Kennel Club for breed background.

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