Ronaldo Retires. Coach Refreshes Instagram.

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A national team represents your country. A club employs you to play football.

Leaving the national team does not mean leaving the sport: Cristiano Ronaldo has retired from Portugal duty, not from playing for Al-Nassr.

The farewell shirt gets framed. The work shirt still needs washing.

BBC Sport reports that Portugal coach Jorge Jesus received no advance notice. Ronaldo announced his decision on Instagram before the coach was due to announce his squad.

Jesus said he "found out when we all did" and that Ronaldo had been on his squad list.

Imagine preparing the team sheet and discovering the farewell in your feed. The phone has somehow become the assistant manager.

Ronaldo finishes with 234 Portugal appearances and 146 goals, both men's international world records. Those are matches and goals for his country, not his club totals.

The useful distinction: this closes his Portugal playing chapter, not his football career. Portugal must build its next team, while supporters can celebrate what he contributed.

The Portuguese federation intends to organise a tribute; it has not announced a scheduled farewell here.

Lil'meme is getting the shirt frame ready. Apparently the phone needs a commemorative mount too.

Source: BBC Sport.

Repost for the manager whose team sheet just lost a race to Instagram.

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