Rock Hall Meets Delivery Failure

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A Hall of Fame induction honors an artist's musical career. Attending the ceremony is a separate matter.

You can enter music history without entering the building.

AP reports that Oasis and Iron Maiden won't attend the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame ceremony at Los Angeles' Peacock Theater on November 14. Iron Maiden is touring Australia; neither Gallagher brother is attending.

Lil'meme's imaginary assignment: deliver lifetime achievement awards to people who aren't home. He's brought a hand truck to rock history and somehow become a parcel courier.

The stage won't be empty: Billy Idol will perform with Steve Stevens. The joke isn't that the Hall is finished.

It's that honoring someone and getting them into the room are different jobs.

There's another distinction for viewers: the ceremony isn't streaming live this year. An edited version airs December 9 on ABC and Disney+.

Wait for that broadcast, not a live stream that isn't happening.

Source: AP.

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