SALMON GET LASERS FOR LICE

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A salmon cannot scratch its back. Sea lice exploit that: these tiny parasites attach to fish and feed on their mucus, skin and blood, slowing growth.

The technological response is apparently to give lunch a laser defence system.

Tom's Hardware reports that Stingray Marine Solutions says over 3,500 units protect over 112 million fish in Norwegian salmon pens. Those figures come from the company's own annual report, not an independent audit.

The devices stay inside the pens. Cameras watch passing salmon, machine-learning software identifies lice, and a laser targets the parasites.

These are not submarines hunting through the open ocean.

Lil'meme, meanwhile, has brought an enormous lice comb. Bringing a comb to a laser fight is how you discover your entire job description is obsolete.

The useful distinction is targeting the parasite instead of putting fish through stressful chemical baths. But this is not a miracle cure: the technology has been in practical use since 2014, costs money upfront, works best as prevention and has limited coverage inside pens.

A laser can target a louse. It cannot erase every limitation in the sales brochure.

Repost for the comb industry, which was not consulted.

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