NVIDIA FILLS 2 JOBS WITH COLETTE

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A chief executive runs a company. A chief financial officer oversees its finances.

At NVIDIA, Colette Kress now holds both jobs: she is interim chief executive while remaining chief financial officer.

NVIDIA announced on 12 November that Jensen Huang had resigned as president, chief executive and a board member, effective immediately. The company credits him with building its foundation over 33 years.

Kress, who has led NVIDIA's finance organization since September 2013, will hold both roles until a permanent successor is named. The board will consider candidates inside and outside the company.

That's the joke: the finance chief gets the top job, but her old workload apparently doesn't get the resignation memo. Lil'meme's imaginary solution is to strap her office chairs together.

Congratulations: your promotion is now a tandem bicycle with spreadsheets.

Interim means temporary, not permanently appointed. The useful distinction is that NVIDIA has someone running it now while the search continues.

Its next quarterly results remain scheduled for 17 November.

Source: NVIDIA Newsroom, NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition.

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