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BITMINE'S PAPER LOSS, REAL SHOPPING

Imagine buying something, keeping it, and watching its resale price drop. You still own it, but it is worth less. For crypto companies, accounting records that changing value even...

Published November 12, 2026 · Crypto & Web3 · Memes & Satire · 2 min read

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Imagine buying something, keeping it, and watching its resale price drop. You still own it, but it is worth less.

For crypto companies, accounting records that changing value even without a sale.

Bitmine reported a $6.31 billion net loss for the fiscal year ended 31 August 2026. Almost all was on paper: about $6.23 billion came from unrealized cryptocurrency losses.

Ether, Ethereum's digital currency, fell about 44% during that reporting period. Those results do not describe this autumn's prices.

The shopping continued anyway. Bitmine said it held 6,070,092 ether as of 8 November, roughly 4.97% of the circulating supply, after buying another 9,587 ether that week.

Chairman Tom Lee's stated plan is to stop purchases at 5%. That is a plan, not an obligation or a promise of recovery.

My shopping addiction also has a limit. Unfortunately, it keeps arriving by trolley.

Bitmine also earns rewards by staking: putting ether to work helping Ethereum check transactions. That provides income, but does not prevent falling prices from shrinking the holdings' reported value.

The useful distinction: an unrealized loss is not cash disappearing through a sale. It is not imaginary either.

The assets are worth less at the reporting date, and prices can keep changing.

Sources: Bitcoin.com News / The Block / Cointelegraph.

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The absurd

Why this is ridiculous

Bitmine kept buying ether while its reported losses piled up.

The breakdown

How it breaks down

Accounting counts falling ether prices as losses without selling.

The upside

Why it could matter

Bitmine's stated plan to stop at 5% guarantees no recovery.

Sources

https://news.bitcoin.com/finance/bitmine-6-3b-net-loss-ether-plunges-44-percent-fiscal-year/

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