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Musk Might Buy Your Phone Company
Your phone sends information over radio channels. Spectrum is the range of frequencies those channels use; carriers need rights to use them. Buying a carrier could give SpaceX acc...
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Your phone sends information over radio channels. Spectrum is the range of frequencies those channels use; carriers need rights to use them.
Buying a carrier could give SpaceX access to those rights.
Gate News reports that Elon Musk floated acquiring a legacy US telecom operator at the November 6 Baron Investment Conference. He named no target.
This was a possibility, not an announced deal.
On Moonshots, panelists offer a bigger explanation: Starship could create more cargo capacity to space than customers currently need, pushing SpaceX to find new demand in markets such as telecom. That is their interpretation, not a confirmed company motive.
Our gag takes packing literally: Lil'meme tries shutting a suitcase around an entire phone-company building while Musk braces the handle. Apparently the next baggage surcharge is a corporate acquisition.
The useful distinction: buying access to radio channels is not the same as completing a takeover. Watch for an actual named deal, not imaginary luggage receipts.
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The absurd
Why this is ridiculous
Moonshots panelists see spare rocket capacity hunting for paying customers.
The breakdown
How it breaks down
Buying a carrier could give SpaceX rights to wireless frequencies.
The upside
Why it could matter
No target was named; this remains a possibility, not a deal.


