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Your Password Needs A Trolley

OpenSSH lets you sign into a computer remotely. It normally checks a password against a stored mathematical fingerprint, called a hash. SSHole trips up certain accounts that have ...

Published November 10, 2026 · AI & Technology · Memes & Satire · 2 min read

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OpenSSH lets you sign into a computer remotely. It normally checks a password against a stored mathematical fingerprint, called a hash.

SSHole trips up certain accounts that have no password set: their stored field contains an asterisk instead. Accounts storing real password hashes are immune.

SecurityWeek reports attackers exploiting the flaw on certain Alpine and other musl systems. Musl is a software library that handles basic tasks, including password hashing.

This is not OpenSSH everywhere.

The vulnerable setup needs musl, an OpenSSH server built without PAM, a login helper, password login enabled, an account storing an asterisk, and another account storing a real password hash.

The server borrows information from that other account's hash. SecurityWeek says an attacker-supplied password of 257 to 1,024 characters makes the hashing function fail and return an asterisk.

That matches the target account's stored asterisk, so the failed check becomes a successful login. No real password was cracked.

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SecurityWeek advises updating to OpenSSH 10.6p2. Install the fix, restart the login service and check logs for unusual requests.

Disabling password login is a temporary mitigation.

Repost this before your server accepts a dissertation as ID.

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The absurd

Why this is ridiculous

Accounts without passwords can admit attackers supplying excessively long passwords.

The breakdown

How it breaks down

A failed check returns the same asterisk those accounts store.

The upside

Why it could matter

Administrators should install the fix and restart affected login services.

Sources

https://www.securityweek.com/hackers-exploiting-sshole-authentication-bypass-in-openssh/

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